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Apprentice fans, have your CV's at the ready!

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dillite · 02/10/2019 13:33

It's that time of year where we watch a school of twats try and out twat each other all for the sake of... No idea. To be forgotten? Become a Love Island z-lister?

Anyway, if you are in, then I shall see you at 9pm tonight!

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YoureAQuizardHarry · 02/10/2019 13:43

I'm in!

Wheniwasjustalittle · 02/10/2019 17:38

I'm in, I'm so excited I love the apprentice.

ScreamingValenta · 02/10/2019 17:41

I'm in. Veteran here - I've watched every series since it started, so hoping not to be disappointed.

SmilingButClueless · 02/10/2019 19:59

I’m in. Bit disappointed they’re doing a “big” task so early on, much more fun when we actually know who some of the people are!

peppinanna · 02/10/2019 20:38

So excited for this

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 02/10/2019 20:59

Hurray! I am here. Prepared for absolute wankers

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 02/10/2019 21:01

Fuck me, is this Junior Apprentice?

Jellykat · 02/10/2019 21:02

I'm in!

SauvignonBlanche · 02/10/2019 21:03

I’m cringing already.

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dillite · 02/10/2019 21:03

Oooh, company!

I already want to slap each and every one of them, and I've only watched the intro.

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dillite · 02/10/2019 21:05

The women are very colourful.

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SmilingButClueless · 02/10/2019 21:05

Obviously jewel tones are in this year

Howlongtillbedtime · 02/10/2019 21:06

I'm in !
One of them looks like Mochael McIntyre doing a parody of someone being a twat !

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 02/10/2019 21:07

Ryan-Mark? Jesus Christ alive.

peppinanna · 02/10/2019 21:07

@Howlongtillbedtime oh my god I was thinking that 😂😂😂😂

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dillite · 02/10/2019 21:07

Cape Town. Nice to see what my licence fee is paying for.

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 02/10/2019 21:07

Michael McIntyre's fat little brother

SouthWestmom · 02/10/2019 21:08

God I'm cringing already

SmilingButClueless · 02/10/2019 21:08

Interesting accents. All faked, I assume.

And would ANYONE buy women’s clothing from Ryan-Mark?

LaMarschallin · 02/10/2019 21:08

Taking bets on:

The tours won't "live up to expectations".

JustDanceAddict · 02/10/2019 21:09

A cross between Michael McIntyre and the guy from Austin Powers!

SmilingButClueless · 02/10/2019 21:09

I think iPlayer is a couple of minutes behind

LaMarschallin · 02/10/2019 21:10

Cape Town looks FABULOUS!

Wasted in them, doubtless.

EggysMom · 02/10/2019 21:10

Don't all volunteer at once, girls ...

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dillite · 02/10/2019 21:10

The only thing I would buy from Ryan-Mark is a restraining order. Against him.

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