Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

That turbot looks horrible.

Elizabeth is going I predict

I didn't know you could cook beetroot leaves.

Hmmm, they like Martha's soul food!

Oh no they are setting up Ricky to go. Booooooo fix.

I reckon Ricky is off.

Elizabeth was saved by the overlooked salmon.

The least known person seems to be out first each week.

Bloody ridiculous. F'ing orange sauce with turbot? Grrrrrrrr.

See you on Friday folks. I'm not in on Wednesday.

When's it on next? I may be chorusing if it's Wednesday.

Might have to Friday for me too. See you anon 👋

Lovely to see some very familiar names. On here , obviously, not the Z list slebs. Very late to the party here but definite impression that it’s a slow starter and I may have got away with it 😀 Thank you all for getting me up to speed.

Yes, you haven't missed much, what, but welcome back

It's 8pm on Wednesday, for anyone who hasn't lost the will to watch.

Sooty, beetroot leaves are tasty. Also sprout tops if you can find them.

Thanks longwayoff

I missed it, but I've read the thread so I'm up to speed

Mastershite

That's all I need to know

I'll try and watch on Wednesday

Hope everyone is well and Potter has the full use of her teeth back

Gah. I missed you guys so much. I had to watch Monday's episode ALONE as my internet was down 

@ellenanora5 as to the teeth. Um. No. Really and truely no. I am in agony. Completely. My wisdom tooth on the bottom right is pushing up (it goes up and down as it doesn't fit) and I'm trying to eat that side. And my left wisdom is trying to come up in the evacuated space.

So sore. Can't talk.

Now watched Monday's ep. Definitely the best group so far. I knew three of them and they were all better cooks than anyone during the first couple of weeks - although that was an incredibly low bar to begin with

I like Elizabeth - I like her character in DiP and she obviously likes to go a bit off piste with her cooking! - but she's probably the weakest one left now.

www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/gregg-wallace-serves-up-steamy-20088544

“Enjoy”

@Egghead68 what the heck. You trynna put us off our food?!? (Granted I'm having chip pan chips and oven pizza because toof but...) 🤮

Reet I'm here. Gawd I missed yiz. What are we thinking tonight??

Evening. I have a coffee Swiss roll accompanying my viewing.

Egghead what the HELL??!!!

Potter that sounds so painful - and surely not right. Can you go back and see your dentist?