Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

Quiet in here tonight. Are all my UK folk on the pish? (Saturday is more the going out night around here - not that I go out /old!!)

Well Dom is through.

Potter will do!

We really ought to have a MN/MC marketplace of our own just for this thread......

@Halsall YESSSSS we should mumsnetHQ do you hear that!!

@PotterHead1985 I imagine it’s a combo of being a Friday night and this season being less interesting than watching paint dry

I’m usually asleep by 10pm these days so no going out for me!

You guys are so my people. I just want to say that. I'd be delighted to cook for you guys and spend time (cooking three course dinners from scratch is how I relax and have fun and my creative outlet; I wish I could have continued training to be a chef )

Yes Jenny!

Paddington rules

Half called it. But to be fair Jenny's pud was amazing.

An expected outcome, I think.

Who's in the next lot, then?

Oh.

Well, I recognise one of them.

I want bread and butter pudding now.

Only one I recognised was Martha Reeves. /old!

They really need to rename it “masterchef - the z listers”

See you all next week! Have a fab weekend everyone. Potter and Ellen hope you both feel good as you can do

Greg Rutherford next week. See you then.

Even though I missed most because I kept chatting I'm glad Dom and Jenny are through.

Thanks Shirley take it easy

Hope the pain eases over the weekend Potter

Have a good weekend everyone

Catch you all next week

Fourqs, hope the am dram went brilliantly for you all

Just watched back last night's episode.
Forgot how psycho scary John Partridge looks.
Dom seems streets ahead of the rest
I see the obnoxious gurning grocer was grabbing his non-existent lapels in a gor blimey guvnor sort of way again. For no particular reason than he's a twat.

I think I may know some of next week's contestants!

And I am back from thespian land. It all went very well indeed. Just call me luvvy.

Right what have I missed?

PS Cinder toffee is the dog'd bollocks.

I don't have high hopes for anyone being able to cook tonight. I think it's the anti cooking year.

Right what have I missed?

Some shit cooking from some z-listers

Tuned in to another episode of Mastershite, evening all

I recognise Greg and, of course I have heard of Martha. But as for the others? We need a shrug shoulders emoji.

Evening all.

I have a sneaky feeling that Adam Woodyat can cook.

Burger'n'chips.

God, they're setting a low bar....

Evening all

fourq! daaaaaaaahling!

Mwah mwah 💋 💋

@fourquenelles I use the apple one 🤷🏼‍♀️