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Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

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Halsall · 11/08/2019 11:57

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended Grin

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jay55 · 16/09/2019 21:23

Greg had a dodgy agent with a gambling problem (was prosecuted) and so I imagine that might be why he's grabbing a million opportunities at once now.

Elderflower14 · 16/09/2019 21:24

Tapioca crisps and saffron mayonaisse.. 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

ilovesooty · 16/09/2019 21:24

I agree. I don't like this round.

fourquenelles · 16/09/2019 21:24

Agree Romaine this is boring shite.

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Halsall · 16/09/2019 21:24

Agree about this round. The poor boxer bloke looks as though he's just had a knockout and hasn't quite come round.

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Elderflower14 · 16/09/2019 21:25

GR did Strictly too didn't he?

ilovesooty · 16/09/2019 21:26

Yes with Natalie Lowe.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 16/09/2019 21:26

Evening chaps. Blimey, that's some seriously fancy grub. But I can't get my head around "authentic" Indian food cooked by a posho hipster.

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Halsall · 16/09/2019 21:27

jay wow. Just read about Greg and the agent. Yowza Shock

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 16/09/2019 21:29

Martha is looking very cool. And a tiny bit mad. Looking forward to seeing her efforts.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 16/09/2019 21:30

"Ricky races to get another egg out"...

RomaineCalm · 16/09/2019 21:31

"Ricky races to get another egg out"

Ouch!

Wolfcub · 16/09/2019 21:31

Push it down otherwise it looks like poo poo. I’ve heard it all now

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 16/09/2019 21:31
RomaineCalm · 16/09/2019 21:31

Great minds MyImaginary BlushBlushBlush

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 16/09/2019 21:32

Yeah Martha looks like she takes no prisoners.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 16/09/2019 21:36

Personally if I was being cooked for by Martha Reeves, even minus her Vandellas, I'd be prepared to cut her some slack.

ShirleyPhallus · 16/09/2019 21:38

This round is so boring. Shows zero skill.

I don’t think my highly sophisticated pun got any attention so here it is again:

Mastershite

a thank you

jay55 · 16/09/2019 21:39

It is so dull. I wish the chef got to fire someone. That would make it fun.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 16/09/2019 21:39

Right Gary's super cheerfulness is getting on my tits.
I did a mn chicken last night. So far Sunday dinner, a pack up of sandwiches and some soup. Rubbish.
Overly dramatic music alert.

fourquenelles · 16/09/2019 21:40

Groans at Shirley

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 16/09/2019 21:40

Mastershite

😂😂😂

Wolfcub · 16/09/2019 21:41

Hipster chef is a bit bloody patronising

ilovesooty · 16/09/2019 21:44

I hope that chicken sate is cooked.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 16/09/2019 21:45

Elizabeth looks a lot like Olivia Coleman.

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