Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

[Halsall]

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended

Evening all!

Apart from Greg Rutherford I'm not sure I know any of this bunch. The sports people always seem to do quite well.

Halsall mwah mwah xxx

Get a room

Sorry sooty

I'm already on Martha's side. She's got Greggggg's number. 'Do the math'

I'm afraid Greg Rutherford looks too much like Gary Windass from Corrie for me to take to him.

Love the Death in Paradise lady....

Some of these burgers look very over-minced

Greg (Rutherford's) is a very.......hearty portion

I'm here! Dropped off for a bit but I'm awake now, can't guarantee I'll stay that way...

I'm a bit over sweet potato fries.

Floppy fries.

Every time I saw a trailer and saw Greg Rutherford I didn't know who he was, I also thought he was the Gary Windass actor!

Sweet potato fries should be banned, they have no purpose on any plate

No one remembers Greg on Strictly?

I'm not sure I want chillis in a burger. I like burgers with chilli con carne on top though.

Mango in a burger?! What the actual fuck. Not ok!!

Is it wrong to hope the nice boxer might bop Greg over the head and hide him in the cleaning cupboard for the rest of the week

Exhausted? You made a bloody burger woman. Get a grip.

They are the new goats' cheese, Shirley

So the pastry is made for him. No cooking then.

Greg R is a bit of a reality TV regular, I think. He was on a series about walking the pilgrim trail in Italy, with assorted other slebs. Actually it was rather good.

Halsall he’s also in the current swim the channel thing on channel four

Oh gosh, is he, wolf? He must have a very pushy agent!

This round is really winding me up. They cooked a burger so now they can cook 'fine dining' for paying customers. It's not even good television.

Bring back the invention test or the mystery boxes or the ingredients test. Please. Thank you.