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Eurovision: The Results

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:01

You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

  1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
  2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
  3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
  4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
  5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
  6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
  7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
  8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
  9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie
10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves
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FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 23:23

What is it about the song from North Macedonia? I didn't get it...

Mylifeisboring · 18/05/2019 23:23

North Macedonian again ...seriously

Still18atheart · 18/05/2019 23:23

Thank you Hungary for your 4 points

Clawdy · 18/05/2019 23:24

North Mac winning!

MillieMoodle · 18/05/2019 23:24

Four points in total. We are storming up the leaderboard!

NomDeQwerty · 18/05/2019 23:24

I can't even remember what Orth Macedoia sound like

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 23:24

UK got another 2 points there

Dowser · 18/05/2019 23:24

At least our lad got some votes

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 23:24

Oh we've got 4 now

CatherineOfAragonsPrayerBook · 18/05/2019 23:24

Yay Hungary! 4 points for us!

NomDeQwerty · 18/05/2019 23:24

Oh ffs! North Macedonia

norrismcwhirtersfridgemagnet · 18/05/2019 23:24

The Wiggles are doing well.

WaitingInTheBushesOfLove · 18/05/2019 23:24

Really???!!! North M. on the lead? It wasn't even that great song!

Hoggytat · 18/05/2019 23:24

North Macedonia? Who was on our judging panel?

I'm astonished Norway and Spain are bombing

Whisky2014 · 18/05/2019 23:25

I said on the previous thread that North Macedonia song was shit but would get the votes.

GarethSouthgatesWaistcoat · 18/05/2019 23:25

Na na na only has 1 point.

EleanorReally · 18/05/2019 23:25

Two points from Ireland?

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 23:25

Do you think juries voted for North Macedonia just to find out where the hell it is?

fannysonfire · 18/05/2019 23:25

i have no memory of n macedonia

MillieMoodle · 18/05/2019 23:25

No points from Ireland. Bring back Nicky from Westlife!

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 23:26

Woo hoo another 5!

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 23:26

UK gets 5 points from Belarus

SisterFarAway · 18/05/2019 23:26

Thanks Ireland and Belarus, two points for Germany. At least not "nil points"

SneakyGremlins · 18/05/2019 23:26

Wtf WHY NORTH MACEDONIA

babysharkah · 18/05/2019 23:26

I love Rylan!

I had never heard of North Macedonia until this evening. What happened to the rest of Macedonia??