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Eurovision: The Results

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:01

You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

  1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
  2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
  3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
  4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
  5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
  6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
  7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
  8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
  9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie
10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves
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NomDeQwerty · 18/05/2019 23:26

But why Whisky?

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:26

Why is everyone surprised by Northern Macedonia?

Watch the official video....

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JaneJeffer · 18/05/2019 23:26

I think the public vote will be completely different

Dowser · 18/05/2019 23:26

Crazy

dillite · 18/05/2019 23:26

user are you referring to this?

Pinkyponkcustard · 18/05/2019 23:26

Do you know what’s really annoying, I went to the bog when north Macedonia were on!

Can anyone sing it to me?

SneakyGremlins · 18/05/2019 23:27

Hope the public vote changes things ...

TheAssemblywomen · 18/05/2019 23:27

Please...Come on Sweden...

CatherineOfAragonsPrayerBook · 18/05/2019 23:27

1 from Armenia

SisterFarAway · 18/05/2019 23:27

I'm seriously flagging right now, can the presenters of the country points be limited to 10 seconds in future?

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 18/05/2019 23:27

For those not sure what Italy's song was about here is a very well translated cover (not keen on her voice but her translation skills rock)

I love Italy's. It's about your dad pissing off.

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:27

Hmm remember Eurovision contrive the order of the results to make it as exciting as possible....

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dillite · 18/05/2019 23:27

Well she's dressed like a chicken in a bag and is way past up her bedtime

Mylifeisboring · 18/05/2019 23:27

Romania - Quality street wrapper

NomDeQwerty · 18/05/2019 23:28

No. No we can't Pinky because we can't even remember wtaf it sounds like

Whisky2014 · 18/05/2019 23:28

@NomDeQwerty honestly I don't know why..I just had a feeling!!

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 23:28

Come on Australia!!!!

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:28
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noodlenosefraggle · 18/05/2019 23:28

Ireland didn't even throw us a bone! I feel sorry for our latest sacrificial lamb.

floraloctopus · 18/05/2019 23:28

Come on Sweden.

The DSs and I are playing spot the political voting.

fannysonfire · 18/05/2019 23:28

just watched the song. nope dont see it

Mylifeisboring · 18/05/2019 23:29

Sweden is going to win

SisterFarAway · 18/05/2019 23:29

12 points from Cyprus for Greece - What a surprise...NOT!

Catslovepies · 18/05/2019 23:29

DH is very musical and he voted for North Macedonia. I voted for Norway.

SisterFarAway · 18/05/2019 23:29

Well, I think I'm going to bed now. Good night everyone.