Eurovision: The Results

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You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie

10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves

My baby is crying in her sleep at Netherlands. Clearly not a fan.

He was no worse than others.

And considerably better than Madonna

Well done Netherlands can't say I really like it but hey ho. Thank u all for your company this evening, it's been a pleasure as always. See you same time next year.

I can't say I feel particularly European tonight! I really wish we would just not bother any more.

Well, at least the Dutch should make a better job of the show than this year's

Night all ...

I thought Denmark was a shoo in. Netherlands was nondescript

Agree that Norway was robbed but the best part of EV now Sir Terry has gone is you lot. Thanks for the laughs xxx

Why did they drag the results out so much for that last one? Pretty cruel considering it wasn't going to change the result, and then to keep him in camera to witness the disappointment - that was really crap handling of that last result IMO.

Netherlands wasn't awful. Just wasn't awesome.

I agree Chic

Unless it is cut back to the traditional countries we'll never get back in the top 10. Political voting has got totally out of hand.

I might make it to the Netherlands next year. Hmmmm. We’ll see.

I liked the winning song for once!

Our song was better than this shit

There was really very little political voting. I don’t understand why people get so butthurt over us not doin* well.

So ironic that they all sing in English but we come last every year 🤣🤣🤣

He looks like a Dingle fromEmmerdale

I think Michael will do ok for himself

sinisterthe problem is that no British artist who has even a whisker of a hope of an International career would do Eurovision. Doesn't explain the crap songwriting though!

I feel for Germany too. No points from the public has gotta sting. I thought someone would like it.

With the right song and staging we could do better. But we just don’t take it seriously enough. So many countries spend weeks of prime time TV picking their entry.

@FannyFeatures because if the big 5 didn't pay the contest couldn't run.

Just out of interest, does anybody know what kind of sums we're talking about?

Didn't they say that the Swedish bloke write our song?

Swedens was better than this!

Woohhhahahahaha

DH really picked the wrong weekend to go on holiday with his mates!

HHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Oh dear. He can't argue can he?