Eurovision: The Results

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You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie

10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves

I really couldn't care less if we get nil points as long as the winner is better. This one really isn't.

Would love to go to the live show... but I don't think I'd last the four hours - that interval section was torture this year (except for Mans of course 🥰)

*He was no worse than others.

And considerably better than Madonna*

Indeed.

He wasn't my favourite but I don't begrudge him. Holland have had some lovely entries the last few years and Duncan's song is a good ballad, it grew on me over the week.

Thanks Cheers Merci Danke Gracias red great hosting pet

So ironic that they all sing in English but we come last every year 🤣🤣🤣

And,of course, the entire thing is conducted in English too. We should get some royalty points for that, surely?!

Yes fanny John wrote both

We need a good song that appeals to the public vote. The public vote is the game changing part, despite the jury vote. But we seem to get crappy songs every year, even though we get decent people singing them.

Honestly I just want to be in the Netherlands. Not bothered about being at the event.

My mate has told me its 44 years since they last won.

The atmosphere will be amazing whereever we go

(Can't book flights yet though)

Maybe a group of mumsnetters should try and get entry for the UK next year. They could call the song. "Am I being Unreasonable"

Goodnight everyone. See you next year.

Well, at least the Dutch should make a better job of the show than this year's

Wait what? We won? (Am dutch). Shiiiiit I wanted us to be second, not to win. Now the whole shebang is going to dominate the tv, radio and other media for a year....

Do you think the Iceland lot will be ok after pulling out those Palestine banners?

"Am I being Unreasonable"

Well we can't do any worse....

To be honest, had it been the UK vs Madonna, the UK would have been the ones with ALL THE POINTS.

Right, well, thank you very much for the company and for the thread. I look forward to seeing you all again in 12 months time!

Yup I'm up for thaTali. Put me down for alto 2

Now the whole shebang is going to dominate the tv, radio and other media for a year....

ENJOY IT

Really. Enjoy it.

Congratulations Netherlands!

Madonna tells millions music has the power to bring people together….yep all of them saying Please Make It Stop at the same time

Night all Xx

Poor Michael but I hope he knows it wasn't because of his singing which was beautiful.

BBC News on after the (overrun) Eurovision. Opening headline: "And a stunning victory for...." And it's football again.... Yawn. Did you not even realise the exact reason why your bulletin was on very late? Just because the winning song sounded like a playground skipping rhyme, it's still big world news, isn't it?!

For a huge Eurovision fan, this is the most disappointing TV time of the whole year - 51 weeks and 3 days to wait until the next 1st semi-final

Yes I’m up for the yanbu Mumsnet choir entry! No pvc though eh?

Till next year chaps!

I know I should support my own country but I thought that the arcade song was quite boring actually

I don’t know, British artists are very popular in the real world. But i’d much rather we go through the heats and not make it than feel like we were getting a free ticket to a party no one wants us at, especially as we paid for most of the booze and snacks!

That sentence is literally the most Brexit I’ve ever sounded in my life!

Can we avoid wearing Black and White. Or looking like the fucking Wiggles.

Night everyone and thanks for the company - see you in a year!

I don’t know, British artists are very popular in the real world. But i’d much rather we go through the heats and not make it than feel like we were getting a free ticket to a party no one wants us at, especially as we paid for most of the booze and snacks!

If we had to do the qualifiers they wouldn't even show Eurovision on the BBC. I'd rather the annual humilation so we get to watch it.