Eurovision: The Results

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You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie

10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves

I thought Sweden had that in the bag.

Thought his song was boring! The Swedish guys face he was gutted

Well my fav, didn't win.

By my pact with my mate stands.

I'm going to the Netherlands next year!

I see UK results reflected my SuperiorJudgment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Shame for Sweden. My I Love Myself from the Netherlands didn't deserve it.

I’ve literally been singing ding dang dong alllll day

Who won the televote?

Ouchy last again!

Mr not My

I need therapy now. Or AA. Night all x

None of my choices came first. Sweden was robbed. Meh this year

SHITE !

Night everyone

Can inform you that Sweden’s popular vote gave 12 points to Norway haha so the system still works

No reflection on Michael, what a shame. He was no worse than others.

Shows how unpopular we are as a country in Europe though

I might see if I can go next year.

Amsterdam.

I hate it when the bookies favourite wins, so boring. Norway was robbed.

I think we should stop contributing so much money and loose our automatic entrance. Then we would actually have to make some kind of an effort.

Ah I see, it really is a bizarre show!

The UK really didn't deserve that, most of the finalists were just as dull!

Hopefully will never have to see the Israeli winner ever again

I would love to go and watch it live one year

All gone quiet next door

Gefeliciteerd! Goodnight all, slaap lekker

Well DH is delighted, his bet came in and he won the grand total of £4.54. YESSSS! Night all

Or you could end up like Ireland Sinister

Thank you Toothbrush for hosting.
Weeps