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Eurovision: The Results

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:01

You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

  1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
  2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
  3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
  4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
  5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
  6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
  7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
  8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
  9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie
10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves
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CatherineOfAragonsPrayerBook · 19/05/2019 00:00

Come on Sweden!!

dillite · 19/05/2019 00:00

They look like they are about to die from anticipation

norrismcwhirtersfridgemagnet · 19/05/2019 00:00

Come on Lionel!!!

dillite · 19/05/2019 00:00

GET ON WITH IT

NomDeQwerty · 19/05/2019 00:00

I don't care now. They are equally average

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 19/05/2019 00:00

Just 58! I thought she'd get loads.

FannyFeatures · 19/05/2019 00:00

Why are some countries allowed to pay their way to the final?

AnneEyhtMeyer · 19/05/2019 00:00

We put in a hell of a lot of money and provide the technology. If we didn't do this it would probably end.

Pinkyponkcustard · 19/05/2019 00:01

Shocker!

ilovesooty · 19/05/2019 00:01

Yes!!!!!!!!!!

AlecTrevelyan006 · 19/05/2019 00:01

ouch for Sweden

floraloctopus · 19/05/2019 00:01

Our neighbours are cheering....they reckon Sweden have it in the bag (they are half Swedish)

dillite · 19/05/2019 00:01

OMG! His face! I actually feel sorry for Sweden, they built it up so much.

JaneJeffer · 19/05/2019 00:01

Meh

banivani · 19/05/2019 00:01

Oh my gooooood he was so disappointed 😔

norrismcwhirtersfridgemagnet · 19/05/2019 00:01

Noooooooooooo
Broken.

Pinkyponkcustard · 19/05/2019 00:01

So exciting this year though (unlike the Netherlands entry lol)

SneakyGremlins · 19/05/2019 00:01

Shock THE NETHERLANDS?

AnneEyhtMeyer · 19/05/2019 00:01

@FannyFeatures because if the big 5 didn't pay the contest couldn't run.

OublietteBravo · 19/05/2019 00:01

Oooooooh. Rotterdam next year then?

banivani · 19/05/2019 00:02

Well this swede is gutted anyway. Off to bed now 😔

Dumakey · 19/05/2019 00:02

Norway were bloody robbed. That's it, I'm off to bed ( much sulking)

PerspicaciaTick · 19/05/2019 00:02

The Netherlands were poo. I'm not sure I can stand to sit through a reprise. Night everyone. It was a hoot Grin.

Mylifeisboring · 19/05/2019 00:02

Sweden was robbed

ilovesooty · 19/05/2019 00:02

It's been a long wait since 1975.