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Eurovision: The Results

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:01

You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

  1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
  2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
  3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
  4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
  5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
  6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
  7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
  8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
  9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie
10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves
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Janus · 18/05/2019 23:53

Was going to mention Brexit but are we allowed?!!

MulticolourMophead · 18/05/2019 23:53

Zero for Germany!

Still18atheart · 18/05/2019 23:53

This is brutal

dillite · 18/05/2019 23:53

500 points to Norway!

MillieMoodle · 18/05/2019 23:53

COME ON NORWAY!

Dowser · 18/05/2019 23:53

Wow norway

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 23:53

Norway! Yay!

AlecTrevelyan006 · 18/05/2019 23:53

go Norway!

RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:54

WOW NORWAY

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NomDeQwerty · 18/05/2019 23:54

Quite right for Norway

JaneJeffer · 18/05/2019 23:54

Yay

Dumakey · 18/05/2019 23:54

Come on Norway!!!!!!!!!

FannyFeatures · 18/05/2019 23:54

WOW!! Go Norway :o

Pinkyponkcustard · 18/05/2019 23:54

Ooh I like this voting systen

dillite · 18/05/2019 23:54

janus I don't think that we can blame Brexit for an utterly shit act

RaptorInaPorkPieHat · 18/05/2019 23:54

Yay for Norway Grin

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 23:54

Yay Norway!

NomDeQwerty · 18/05/2019 23:54

Over marked Iceland

Aimily · 18/05/2019 23:54

That's mental 3 points from the public vote. Poor Michael 😑

Dowser · 18/05/2019 23:54

Michael was fed to the wolves
Our producers should hang their heads in shame

floraloctopus · 18/05/2019 23:54

Well that was money well spent....

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 18/05/2019 23:54

Germany zero points Grin
Yep I am schadenfreudig but I live here

Norway woo hoo Grin

RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:54

Was going to mention Brexit but are we allowed?!!

My Dutch mate just told me she thought it was an anti-UK vote.

So not my words

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banivani · 18/05/2019 23:54

Omg the politics

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/05/2019 23:54

It would be better if the songs weren’t released before the show

I completely agree. The songs shouldn't even be allowed to be performed outside their home country until the semi-finals. Difficult to police, I'll grant you, but in theory, it's the fairest way.

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