Eurovision: The Results

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You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie

10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves

Right that's it. I'm voting for the Brexit party. Fuck you all. (Not you lovely MN chums - you're the best. Sobs)

It's nothing to do with Brexit. We've been unpopular for years and years.

...before they are shot

OMG ICELAND

I like this system of voting though

Yeah, no way were we going to do well on the public votes but at least it wasn't nul points

floraloctopus
I will play him the slovenia one. Hopefully he will fall asleep

Poor Michael. He did well and all he gets is 16 points. As someone said, you could reform the Beatles and we'd still do shit. Neighbour voting killed it.

Wow I still can't believe 3 points.

Nobody cares about brexit when it comes to Eurovision, it was just a dull song unfortunately 😢

Though Russia - nope

Oh I preferred Norway over Russia

Oh and Russia get 40 million public points.

I'm actually DYING at Iceland doing Sad Face flag unfurling.

Look at the faces!

Much better idea Waiting

Norway was robbed

There are few Eastern European Qualifiers.

Just saying...

Not quite this unpopular 😱

At least Russia's not won

Iceland

Italy!!!

Czech werent that bad. 7 points.

Italy

Italy FFS!