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Eurovision: The Results

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:01

You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

  1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
  2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
  3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
  4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
  5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
  6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
  7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
  8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
  9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie
10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves
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MillieMoodle · 18/05/2019 23:51

3 points from the public vote. Ouch.

norrismcwhirtersfridgemagnet · 18/05/2019 23:52

3!!!!
Fucking brilliant
So proud

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 18/05/2019 23:52

3?!wow

Still18atheart · 18/05/2019 23:52

Just get on with it . Oooooo 3 points all of that for three points

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:52

OH LOOK

WE ARE LAST!

WOOHOOO

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noodlenosefraggle · 18/05/2019 23:52

Ouch! 3 points!

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 23:52

3 points from the public! We're bottom.

Mylifeisboring · 18/05/2019 23:52

Poor Michael . I blame Brexit

banivani · 18/05/2019 23:52

3 points to the uk haha haha sorry but really that’s horrible for the poor fella

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 18/05/2019 23:52

So DD who is 8 went to bed. My eldest is still up with me and we have just found little DDs notes she made tonight.
Here are the highlights Grin

Malta chameleons don't swim
Albania screamy
Czech rep I have a friend of a friend
Russia I own you don't mess with me
San Marino na na na
Sweden Holler! Love you
Slovenia Aaah Happy couple is it
Cyprus BEST #no comments Love it
Iceland Going to hell OMG the devil
Azerbaijan Ah I -am-a-robot-how-do-you-like-me-now

dillite · 18/05/2019 23:52

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Janus · 18/05/2019 23:52

Absolutely last then

Ohnotanothernamechange · 18/05/2019 23:52

That is harsh!

Whisky2014 · 18/05/2019 23:52

Come on Norway

Hoggytat · 18/05/2019 23:52

3 points. That poor lad. No reflection on him

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/05/2019 23:52

So that's it, we are bottom of the leaderboard?

NomDeQwerty · 18/05/2019 23:52

😯😯😯😯😯

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 23:52

We’re last then.

banivani · 18/05/2019 23:52

Omg and zero for Germany this is brutal

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 23:52

Germany got 0 public points!

You can see who pisses off people.

floraloctopus · 18/05/2019 23:52

Brexit is to blame for everything....nul points Cameron and I hope nobody buys your cash in book

NomDeQwerty · 18/05/2019 23:53

Germany!

PerspicaciaTick · 18/05/2019 23:53

I hope Michael realises that the score really isn't a reflection of his ability.

Pinkyponkcustard · 18/05/2019 23:53

Ooh harsh

taylorlynn · 18/05/2019 23:53

Omg I feel awful for Michael :(

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