Eurovision: The Results

[RedToothBrush]

You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie

10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves

Now that's not the top 3 that I anticipated. Now, let the fun begin with the real votes being announced.

Northern Macedonia were ROBBED

ROBBED I tell you

(I did tell you they were the dark horses!)

This is where Azerbaijan come storming through. #overinvested

Make It Stop!!!

Shut up Lionel.

RedToothBrush do you like the North Macedonia song?

My cat says #comeonalbania

I can't stop seeing Crazy Frog thanks to a PP

Drum roll......

YES!

I've been saying I loved it all week

Ffs get on with it.

No way are North Macedonia going to beat Sweden in the televote.

I wonder if the UK entry gets told to just expect no points so any points are a bonus? Lucky we pay our way into the final

Madam Eurovision votes monitor looks like she's had enough and has gone to sleep.

I am soooooo tired

Common people, i can hear baby is awake. He will start screaming in a minute!

Dun dun dunnnnnn

"There's a man who yells excitement"

Oh my Graham Norton never fails to deliver.

Stop playing him the Icelandic entry then Waiting

three points!!!!!!!

Omg 3

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What?

Ouch. Poor lad.