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Eurovision: The Results

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:01

You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

  1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
  2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
  3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
  4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
  5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
  6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
  7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
  8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
  9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie
10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves
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BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/05/2019 23:43

france speaking english? wtf?

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:44

COME ON MACEDONIA

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JaneJeffer · 18/05/2019 23:44

She sounds like she just ran up the Eiffel Tower

noodlenosefraggle · 18/05/2019 23:44

I thought he was from the Last Kingdom

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 23:44

Actually not the Netherlands - that was Mr Self-love.

norrismcwhirtersfridgemagnet · 18/05/2019 23:44

Weekend zip up topGrin

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:45

Wow this is the closest final for a while

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floraloctopus · 18/05/2019 23:45

Denmark - all he needs is the helmet.

banivani · 18/05/2019 23:45

Beavis and Butthead!

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 18/05/2019 23:45

Woohey we have 13!

JaneJeffer · 18/05/2019 23:45

Bill and Ted

NomDeQwerty · 18/05/2019 23:45

I know I've had wine but where the fuck do they dredge these people up from?

MillieMoodle · 18/05/2019 23:46

I'm flagging now, DH is desperate for Netherlands to win as he's got a bet on them.

SinisterBumFacedCat · 18/05/2019 23:46

It would be better if the songs weren’t released before the show

JaneJeffer · 18/05/2019 23:46

Green hair don't care

FannyFeatures · 18/05/2019 23:46

I'm just not feeling the N.Macadonia love.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 23:46

Slovenia woman has dressed as the character from Inside Out.

Mylifeisboring · 18/05/2019 23:47

So close , public vote can change it all. It’s ridiculous how seriously I’m taking it now.

floraloctopus · 18/05/2019 23:47

The dole queue? The Brexit refugees?

SneakyGremlins · 18/05/2019 23:47
Grin
Pinkyponkcustard · 18/05/2019 23:47

Come on Sy

Whisky2014 · 18/05/2019 23:47

Red...why North Macedonia?

Pinkyponkcustard · 18/05/2019 23:47

Sweden

NomDeQwerty · 18/05/2019 23:47

No. The 70s weren't a golden age mate.

Puzzledandpissedoff · 18/05/2019 23:48

I can't believe this crap has been on nearly 4 hours ...