Eurovision: The Results

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You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie

10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves

Oh no! Come on Sweden!!

Did we interrupt Icelands spin class?

The only thing keeping me going now is Graham Norton

It's so cruel how they get all excited by the jury votes and about being in the lead and then the public votes come in and fuck everything up

babysharkah They used to be the Federal Republic of Macedonia but there is a Macedonia in Italy and they complained to the UN I think so forced them to change their name. They weren't very inventive!

No, they used to be the Former Yugoslvav Republic of Macedonia (which was a huge mouthfull!). But there's Macedonia in Greece and it was Greece which made them change (by blocking any moves to join NATO or the EU) to make sure it was clear they have no claims on that territory.

Sorry X posted, i saw you corrected it

Taylor I would love to know also. For.... research purposes, of course.

It's so cruel how they get all excited by the jury votes and about being in the lead and then the public votes come in and fuck everything up but does it? How does it work?

Party on Wayne

Oh look.. They gave 12 to Cyprus

Come on Sweden!

She's very Latvian looking

Did Italy sing a different song for the jury’s?

What’s with all the singing and playing instruments?!?!?

The Swedish fella was Eric Saade. He’s competed in our national completion several times and also co-hosted. If we win you’ll see more of him ;)

Party on Garth...

Russia's slipping down the leaderboard

I'm sure she was a robot

Madonna who? No one gives a shit. Don't disgrace yourself in public!

Come on Sweden...

It's fake Tormund!

Eeeewwww

Six more countries to vote. DIG DEEP MN

I've given up on Norway so now I want Sweden to win. Or the Netherlands.

It’s budget Thor

I think the Danish guy is an extra on GoT