Eurovision: The Results

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You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie

10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves

I can’t take it any more. I’m throwing in the towel.

Chris, it's half one in the morning in Russia. I bet no one is still up there.

My eyes have rolled back so far...

Oh sorry Greece

In my youth I used to go to outrageous Eurovision parties.
We’d have voting cards etc and really made a big deal of it.
I would invariably wake up with no idea who’d won with a toilet seat imprint on my forehead.........
Here I sit feeling very old indeed
I blame Madonna
She has trashed my memories

Is it wrong I still want Norway to win (fingers and toes crossed)

I'm knackered...going to bed...will record the rest of the results and wake up tomorrow to find out who has won....

My 12-yo refuses to cave so I’m in this until the end... what was that Russian doing?

Barbara is a bit scary

Oh wow Belgium

waves to Barbara

I loved the way Cyprus were giving their 12 and had their thunder stolen when the audience all shouted "GREECE!!!" before their jury representative could!

It was almost as good as the vintage Brucie gameshow I saw once, but which has always stayed with me, where I can only presume the audience consisted largely of students/MNers/student-MNers. Brucie shouted out "Nice to see you, to see you...." and you could very clearly hear the resounding response "ARSE!!!!!!!!!!"

Now that's some eye candy in Sweden

Norway was robbed.

My 12-yo refuses to cave so I’m in this until the end... what was that Russian doing?

Anyone got tranquilisers for the 4 year old....?

Only half joking.

And Germany jury gave 12 points to Italy so I might just forgive them for s!sters

I don't like Italy's attitude. Is that just me?

noodlenosefraggle

There is a Macedonia in Greece. A region in north part of Greece not Italy. Greece has been complaining for years not Italy

no i won't that was a lie

Come on Sweden hubba hubba

How have San Marino overtaken anyone Spain?!

At this rate they'll be beating us.

excellent tee mr lithuania

Yeah I don't know why I said Italy!

Anyone know who that Swedish guy was yum

Just caught up, Madonna was as flat as a pancake! I love her normally, is she past it or has a cold? I've seen her live (vogue era!) and she could really sing then