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Eurovision: The Results

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:01

You've Survived Flat Madge.

Well Done.

Here are the finalists

  1. Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon and Support Socks
  2. Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Khalessi Yodelling
  3. Czech Republic - The Wiggles EuroFwend
  4. Germany - Meghan Markle and LeAnn Rimes
  5. Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
  6. Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
  7. San Marino - Right Said Fred Goes to Benidorm
  8. North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
  9. Sweden - Gospel Lionel Richie
10. Slovenia - Dull and In Love. Apparently. Snore. Slow-venia. Creepy 11. Cyprus - Chandelier pants and PVC 12. Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman 13. Greece - Nasally Don't Tell The Bride. 14. Israel - Is it Ross or Howard? What Freddie Mercury would have looked like had Borat played him. Is it David Blaine? 15. Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker. Come on Barbie! 16. United Kingdom - The John Lewis Christmas Ad 2019 17. Iceland - Do I Really Need to Remind You?!! Mad Max the Musical. 18. Estonia - Mr Wholesome with the Disappearing Guitar 19. Belarus - Britney Belarus 20. Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss 21. France - Wigman. Gaga's Little Bro. 22. Italy - It wasn't me. Shaggy 2.0 23. Serbia - Wicked Ice Queen Angelina Jolie's Stunt Leg 24. Switzerland - Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit 25. Australia - Glenda The Good Witch on a Bouncy Stick. 26. Spain - Mel C and Bryan Adams Changing Rooms on IKEA Kallax Shelves
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SisterFarAway · 18/05/2019 23:03

We have not quite survived her yet. Can someone please "accidentally" pull a plug?!?

CatherineOfAragonsPrayerBook · 18/05/2019 23:03

Yes Madge bring the reggaeGrin

SneakyGremlins · 18/05/2019 23:03

Made it!

SinisterBumFacedCat · 18/05/2019 23:04

C’mon Norway!!!

dillite · 18/05/2019 23:04

She usually molests the young male acts that she performs with, will she molest this one as well?

Ces6 · 18/05/2019 23:04

Ds9 has fallen asleep thank goodness as Madge's performance would have freaked him out.

BooksAreMyOnlyFriends · 18/05/2019 23:04

Dh just said she looks like Pete Burns in Spin me round

Piggywaspushed · 18/05/2019 23:04

We need Jarvis Cocker to come on and push her offstage.

OublietteBravo · 18/05/2019 23:04

How much is she being paid for this?

Greeborising · 18/05/2019 23:04

Sooooooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaad

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/05/2019 23:04

The inventor of autotune is earning his money tonight.

LizzieSiddal · 18/05/2019 23:04

Oh she’s going up!

Vagndidit · 18/05/2019 23:05

Flat Madge 😂

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 23:05

Why couldn't she do a Morecambe and Wise and fall into the steps??

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2019 23:05

How much is she being paid for this?

50p would be too much wouldn't it?

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Ces6 · 18/05/2019 23:05

Apparently ds14 is getting a lift home so I could have had a drink after all - is it too late to start now??

TheAssemblywomen · 18/05/2019 23:05

We've voted for Sweden (my mum's Country of origin) and Iceland, because we loved it!!!
Madge...why???

EleanorReally · 18/05/2019 23:05

Oh no

FannyTassles · 18/05/2019 23:05

Oh she just did!
Ok then

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 18/05/2019 23:05

Gone. Did she jump or was she pushed?

GarethSouthgatesWaistcoat · 18/05/2019 23:05

She needs San Marino man to interject with some na na na's.

Still18atheart · 18/05/2019 23:05

Finally a dress change

fannysonfire · 18/05/2019 23:05

glad thats over

MillieMoodle · 18/05/2019 23:06

I thought she said WANKER Shock so glad they showed the actual words

NathansMummy0203 · 18/05/2019 23:06

Painful!