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Eurovision Semi 2 Cont...

231 replies

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 21:24

Your Summary:

Armenia Refunded Boots
Ireland Milkshakes and Lichtenstein
Moldova One Sleeved Woman and her Sand Bitch
switzerland Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit
Latvian Norah Jones in a hat
Romania - Transylvian Bring your Gimp to Work Day
Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
Sweden - Gospel Velux Window
Austria - Blue Haired Vocal Panic Attack
Croatia - Ben Affleck’s Angel Wings
Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon
Lithuania - Captain America and His Lions
Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Dark Yodelling
Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker
Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman
North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss

OP posts:
Itssosunny · 16/05/2019 22:02

But Jane, voice isn't everything. It's the whole package.

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 22:03

I was thinking what big ballads are there this year? Especially from a male vocalist?

Is it me or are there less than usual?

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sonjadog · 16/05/2019 22:03

I haven´t heard the British song yet. Good, is it?

dillite · 16/05/2019 22:04

Is it time yet?

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 16/05/2019 22:04

Laura Kästel and Carlotta Truman met in January!

A good result for the UK would be double-figures

Germany deserve nil points

ilovesooty · 16/05/2019 22:04

Here we go...

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 16/05/2019 22:04

Looking at what main Italy-man is wearing and thinking.... you know those beautiful solid-plastic-gold tissue-box holders that you can buy at seaside walk-around stores/gift emporia....?!

asdou · 16/05/2019 22:04

If that one doesn't straighten up her dress on her shoulders, I'm going to go to fucking Israel and straighten her up!

SirNilsOlav · 16/05/2019 22:04

I've shown her Nick Cotton but sadly he's not it. She now thinks he might have been a policeman??

I suspect she's either not going to get it or I'll be woken at 3am by her shaking me to tell me she's got it. The guessing did help pass the awkward filler bits, at least.

I wonder what shocks we're about to be in for, hopefully Norway get through.

dillite · 16/05/2019 22:05

Mr Eurovision always looks and sounds like he's never done this before. Even though he does this EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR.

Raahh · 16/05/2019 22:05

Yes, I've been ready about 40 minutes.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 16/05/2019 22:05

I'm really 50:50 on the German one.

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 22:05

North Macedonia
Netherlands

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ilovesooty · 16/05/2019 22:05

Yay. Netherlands.

dillite · 16/05/2019 22:06

Albania????

sonjadog · 16/05/2019 22:06

You would think Jon Ola Sand would have learnt to speak English properly after all these years.

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 22:06

Albania
Sweden

OP posts:
Raahh · 16/05/2019 22:06

Yay!

dillite · 16/05/2019 22:06

Come on Latvia! You can do this!

OublietteBravo · 16/05/2019 22:07

Come on Norway

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 22:07

Russia
Azerbaijan

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ilovesooty · 16/05/2019 22:07

Come on Norway.

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 22:08

Denmark

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Raahh · 16/05/2019 22:08

Whoop! 2 out of my 4.

But... come on Norway!!

SirNilsOlav · 16/05/2019 22:08

Yay Norway!

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