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Eurovision Semi 2 Cont...

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RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 21:24

Your Summary:

Armenia Refunded Boots
Ireland Milkshakes and Lichtenstein
Moldova One Sleeved Woman and her Sand Bitch
switzerland Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit
Latvian Norah Jones in a hat
Romania - Transylvian Bring your Gimp to Work Day
Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
Sweden - Gospel Velux Window
Austria - Blue Haired Vocal Panic Attack
Croatia - Ben Affleck’s Angel Wings
Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon
Lithuania - Captain America and His Lions
Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Dark Yodelling
Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker
Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman
North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss

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sonjadog · 16/05/2019 21:55

Madonna´s career must have taken a down turn

SirNilsOlav · 16/05/2019 21:55

Serhat reminds DW of an actor and she can't think who - and is driving me mad trying to guess "He might have been in eastenders, maybe coronation Street, maybe an advert..."

sonjadog · 16/05/2019 21:56

I know what she means though. I had a feeling I had seen him somewhere before too.

Raahh · 16/05/2019 21:56

Can we just get to the results?

I love Eurovision.

But so far, I'm getting worried that Saturday is going to be disappointingSad. I will need lots of Wine and chat from you lot to keep me going Grin

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RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 21:57

Germany is screechy

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Raahh · 16/05/2019 21:57

Oh, Germany are Kylie and Danni Minogue.

Raahh · 16/05/2019 21:57

And awful.

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 16/05/2019 21:58

I told you. Germany's is shite

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RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 21:58

I know what she means though. I had a feeling I had seen him somewhere before too.

2016's Eurovision?

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Raahh · 16/05/2019 21:58

Rage you were not wrong Grin

sonjadog · 16/05/2019 21:58

Did she just ask "So your group is called Sisters and your song is called Sisters. Could it be that you are sisters?"

Nothing gets past these people.

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 16/05/2019 21:59

What's worse is that there were 3 songs much better than that pish and I wasted 5 euro voting for them

ilovesooty · 16/05/2019 21:59

He's a bit like a more smiley erosion of Nick Cotton.

JaneJeffer · 16/05/2019 22:00

I was wondering where you all went!

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 16/05/2019 22:01

Did she just ask "So your group is called Sisters and your song is called Sisters. Could it be that you are sisters?"

They're NOT sisters though! They met a few months ago Grin

Raahh · 16/05/2019 22:01

I'm actually starting to think our song is not so bad.

asdou · 16/05/2019 22:01

Loved the image Italy chose.

Raahh · 16/05/2019 22:01

Rage Grin

Raahh · 16/05/2019 22:02

Oh - Jade gives me the rage.

Avocuddles · 16/05/2019 22:02

Our song isn't bad at all, all things considered....
This Jade woman is still very annoying

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 16/05/2019 22:02

One thing about Eurovision which truly unites us all is that the presenters are always cringingly unfunny no matter what country is presenting.

With the notable exception of Petra Mede. I got the impression that she was given the obligatory terrible cringey script, tossed it aside as it so richly deserved and just brilliantly riffed it instead. Yay Petra!!!

ilovesooty · 16/05/2019 22:02

I honestly think a lot of the songs are worse than ours.

JaneJeffer · 16/05/2019 22:02

Red love your summary Grin

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RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 22:02

That's nul pointe then....

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Raahh · 16/05/2019 22:02

Not coming bottom, would be a good result.