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Eurovision Semi 2 Cont...

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RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 21:24

Your Summary:

Armenia Refunded Boots
Ireland Milkshakes and Lichtenstein
Moldova One Sleeved Woman and her Sand Bitch
switzerland Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit
Latvian Norah Jones in a hat
Romania - Transylvian Bring your Gimp to Work Day
Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
Sweden - Gospel Velux Window
Austria - Blue Haired Vocal Panic Attack
Croatia - Ben Affleck’s Angel Wings
Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon
Lithuania - Captain America and His Lions
Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Dark Yodelling
Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker
Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman
North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss

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dillite · 16/05/2019 21:25

Plonk

dillite · 16/05/2019 21:26

Isn't it funny how most of tonight's acts were wearing black and white?

Itssosunny · 16/05/2019 21:26

One Sleeved Woman and her Sand Bitch Grin

Rystall · 16/05/2019 21:26

Brilliant summary @redtoothbrush!!

AutumnCrow · 16/05/2019 21:27

Thanks, Red. Very good.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 16/05/2019 21:29

Splendid, RedToothBrush - thank you! Grin Grin Grin

sonjadog · 16/05/2019 21:30

Not many man buns tonight either.

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 21:30

I want these to go through:

Latvia
Sweden
Croatia
Malta
Russia
Norway
North Macedonia
Azerbaijan
Netherlands

and I'll throw the sympathy vote to Ireland seeing as I'm not bothered for no 10.

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dillite · 16/05/2019 21:30

I am watching Poland's cover of Nothing Else Matters and I am quite enjoying it

GarethSouthgatesWaistcoat · 16/05/2019 21:31

I loved Norway!

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 16/05/2019 21:32

Ken the native new Yoiker reminds me a lot of this chap.

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 21:33

You know I'm REALLY glad everyone likes NOrway. I was nervous it wouldn't qualify. But feel more confident.

I really want Norway, Russia, Croatia, Azerbaijan and Malta in the final. Not so bothered about the others.

It isn't a vintage year is it?

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WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 16/05/2019 21:33

Chris Kamara crossed with Dracula.

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 21:34

She has a beautiful voice!

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mathanxiety · 16/05/2019 21:35

That is a great version of Nothing Else Matters.

Have you seen Enjoy The Silence?

dillite · 16/05/2019 21:36

math I watched Enjoy The Silence as well, it was lovely

dillite · 16/05/2019 21:37

These young ladies sing much better than the vast majority of the acts we saw perform tonight

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 16/05/2019 21:37

Why is the best performance of the night always the one you can't vote for? Same as with Love, Love, Peace, Peace.

Rystall · 16/05/2019 21:38

Having watched the re-cap, the songs that are memorable are

Switzerland
Latvia
Ireland
Denmark
Malta
Norway

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 16/05/2019 21:39

I want Norway Netherlands Romania Russia Switzerland
Austria Malta Sweden Latvia Ireland

Croatia was a bit too Oh Christ Kind Wink

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 16/05/2019 21:40

Oops, that's a good example of non-native English speakers using what sounds like it should be a perfectly fine word, however.... Shock

Like the German 'Dressmann' meaning male model Grin

MelanieCheeks · 16/05/2019 21:41

Very moved by the diversity band there. Winners!

OublietteBravo · 16/05/2019 21:42

Scoring form the Bravo household (only 4 people voting tonight) has the following qualifiers:

  1. Sweden
  2. Norway
  3. Russia
  4. Switzerland
  5. Netherworld
  6. Azerbaijan
  7. Malta
  8. Armenia
  9. North Macedonia
=9. Croatia
sonjadog · 16/05/2019 21:43

One thing about Eurovision which truly unites us all is that the presenters are always cringingly unfunny no matter what country is presenting.

ilovesooty · 16/05/2019 21:43

Thanks for new thread!