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Eurovision Semi 2 Cont...

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RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 21:24

Your Summary:

Armenia Refunded Boots
Ireland Milkshakes and Lichtenstein
Moldova One Sleeved Woman and her Sand Bitch
switzerland Red Dirty Dancers and Rylan’s Outfit
Latvian Norah Jones in a hat
Romania - Transylvian Bring your Gimp to Work Day
Denmark - Ladders and Clouds
Sweden - Gospel Velux Window
Austria - Blue Haired Vocal Panic Attack
Croatia - Ben Affleck’s Angel Wings
Malta - Maltese Molly And Her Pet Chameleon
Lithuania - Captain America and His Lions
Russia - Vanity Shower Screens
Albania - Rylan’s Nashers Channel Dark Yodelling
Norway - Ken The Spirited Club Style Yoiker
Netherlands - A Nice Moody Ballad from Duncan the Dutchman
North Macedonia - Mel Off Eastenders
Azerbaijan - Shut Up! Lazzzzeerrrssss

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asdou · 16/05/2019 21:43

Bloomin MN keeps crashing on me.

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 16/05/2019 21:44

Azerbaijan not Austria

OublietteBravo · 16/05/2019 21:44

Nil points for Ireland, Moldova, Latvia, and Austria.

dillite · 16/05/2019 21:44

Right, here's my top 10
Armenia
Russia
Latvia
Norway
Mr Trip to the Sex clinic (that's Switzerland)
Denmark
Azerbaijan

And that's it. My 10 is 3 short as I don't think I can make it a 10.

mathanxiety · 16/05/2019 21:44

Me too. Last night MN was on the fritz for about an hour.

OublietteBravo · 16/05/2019 21:45

Oh FFS autocorrect. Will you stop changing Netherlands to Netherworld.

mathanxiety · 16/05/2019 21:47

Agree with your top ten, Oubliette, but with Albania instead of Croatia.

dillite · 16/05/2019 21:47

He reminds me of someone, but I can't put my finger on it

AutumnCrow · 16/05/2019 21:47

I still am amazed at how horrible that Austria song sounded.

ilovesooty · 16/05/2019 21:47

As long as the Netherlands Norway and Malta qualify I don't care.

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RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 21:47

MN was off line from 1am until I fell asleep at 4am last night. One night I have insomnia and bastard MN is down. I hope it doesn't do the same tonight. It was awful on Tuesday night about 10pm too.

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Raahh · 16/05/2019 21:48

Right - I still can only come up with 4.

Norway, Russia, Azerbaijan, and maybe Netherlands.

I'm really a bit disappointed.

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RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 21:48

Oh FFS autocorrect. Will you stop changing Netherlands to Netherworld.

That says more about you than autocorrect!!!

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RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 21:49

See I thought Tuesday was desparate apart from 5. I thought tonight slightly better from that point of view.

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asdou · 16/05/2019 21:50

Norway were shite.

Repeating, Sweden, Switzerland, Malta and The Netherlands.

dillite · 16/05/2019 21:51

Poor Mans gets trotted out every single year

ilovesooty · 16/05/2019 21:51

I think this segment is great!

dillite · 16/05/2019 21:52

These fillers are so cringeworthy

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 16/05/2019 21:53

Tom still sounds fabulous

OublietteBravo · 16/05/2019 21:53

I work for an Anglo-Dutch company. I definitely type Netherlands more than I type Netherworld. When I’m connected to the office WiFi my phone thinks it is in the Netherlands. (All the “accept cookies” notices are in Dutch)

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 16/05/2019 21:53

I liked the cab one on Tuesday

sonjadog · 16/05/2019 21:53

I don´t know why Måns was trotted out there.

The filler was better on Tuesday night too.

dillite · 16/05/2019 21:54

Watching my cat try and catch a fly is more fun than this awful intro

dillite · 16/05/2019 21:55

Filler, I mean

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RedToothBrush · 16/05/2019 21:55

I don´t know why Måns was trotted out there.

Man's only works once a year. He's the May version of Santa.

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