Ventricles, walnut steak and a star anise jus: food fit for a finals week nana. MASTERCHEF thread 6

[Halsall]

It's the final countdown.

It feels weird not having a contestant to despise

Girl power.

Gobshite

squoosh er .... it begged me and begged me. So I ate it.

I love them all!

yes Squoosh - what's Chucky up to these days?

Gee thanks, Bucking. Goats cheese pudding it is then

You're right Squooosh - we should have kept the Lurve Doctor or Thomas just so we could abuse them.

I wonder who else we could tell to fuck off instead? What a puzzle . . .

I love baklava

Irini's menu sounds nice, I think.

No of course she can't come back to it Gregg she only has fifteen minutes! Idiot.

FUCK OFF GREGGGG - she knows what she's doing, which is more than you do.

Me too Wolf but I don't like figs, little gritty bastards. Oh the conflict

Jilly's meringues look like the poo emoji...

That was the politest but unmistakable "could you just fahk off" I've ever heard from Delia

Oh god the cock has a pocket watch

Gregg with his stop watch 😂

They're all having little niggles going wrong. The stress!

LMAO at Gregggggg standing there like an idiot with a fob watch on a chain

That sodding waistcoat is doing my head in!

Why is Gregggggg looking at a poncey fob-watch when there's a socking great digital clock on the wall? Arse

Jilly's looks swish

I think it must be so awkward sitting at that table with john and Gregg

Love how jilly was smiling at the others' plates.

I meant pocket watch - stop watch wouldn't be pretentious enough!