Ventricles, walnut steak and a star anise jus: food fit for a finals week nana. MASTERCHEF thread 6

[Halsall]

It's the final countdown.

Squooosh

Will need long slow cooking - bound to be stringy at that age.

goat's cheese pud?

NO TA!

Halsall I want a pair!

I'm not enthused by Delia's menu.

This is more like it.
I'm knackered too, it's been a shite week.
Crumble has a crumbly top shock.
Nooo, delia! Not the curse of "never cooked it before"

Poshjock YES! Spangran! Hahaha!

Halsall I'm sure she said her BF bought her them to wear in MC for luck.

I love the fact that Jillys apron is always filthy

Will need long slow cooking - bound to be stringy at that age

Fuuuuck of Greg you massive cockwomble

Nothing gets past Greggggg Romaine

Jock - don't mention Spangran! Vlad and Vanka are still upset about that awful carry on!

You can hit GReggggg Jilly (please!)

In no one fancies goats cheese pud I have a steamed sticky toffee pud with carnation milk going begging ..,

From Not on the High Street, it seems....

Tbf schaden he has the right idea, I bake a lot because I want to eat cake a lot and I also like licking the bowl except now I have to share that bit with the children. Humph.

I've noticed that Wolf - that's a real cook!

Covered with egg, blood and gravy!

Gregg's going all out with the facial expressions tonight

Jilly's sounds grand, apart from the tuna carpaccio.

Jilly really looked like she wanted to rugby tackle Gregg then

Never trust a skinny chef. Or one with a clean apron it would appear!

Oh Bucking, pass a bowl of that my way please!

They never mention these things when they tell you what a delight children are foxes. No-one ever says "Oh - but you'll have to share the cake mix bowl/ your crisps/ the last cake."

In this house I couldn't even sneak a polo without having to divide it into three . . .

I am trying not to look at the screen when Gobshite is on. However, my eyes keep getting drawn to that pink thing he is wearing. It's a nightmare.

Waaaah irini you're lovely

Ah, well said, Irini 👏👏

Aw, that's lovely from irini.