Real housewives of cheshire

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Anyone watching?
Esters looking better, but why is she living at dawns? Is she broke?
Tanya is a pain, I do think she is quite jealous,and needs a lot of attention, me me me!
Rachel, don't tell me she has a problem with hubby???

I had to rewind that - I thought she said goat.

Appreciate all RH series are utter shite, but this lot are the real poor relations of NY/BH/NJ.
Yes, I've got too much time on my hands!

Lauren is dreadful. I wanted to like Lystra but she's a twat. I do have a soft spot for Rachel.

Nick and Royston are the most unpleasant little Riddlers I've ever seen.
Ugh.

those pics are uncanny @Anotherlovelybitofsquirrel

Agree with what you said. I really wanted to like Lystra too but she just comes across as a terrible actress and faking her friendship with the Riddlers.

Poor old ‘Chessky’ (Rachel’s daughter). The glamour thing really isn’t happening. Plus she has to look at her mother posing as Lady Godiva with her horse.

Rachel’s new fella seems a bit simple but maybe it was embarrassment in front of the cameras.

Wtf is this Lystra abomination - and her pretend friendship with the Minions without fashion sense?? As for Dawn pretending she hasn't drunkenly slagged off Rachel to her flying monkeys in mismatched knock-off Versace waistcoats and asked for them to take her down.

I wonder how much fake COVID and inability to go on London trip for 'business reasons' has to do with upcoming Court case.

Rachel's new bloke: "let's go yonder; to Mauritius / Maldives - for first t'rip to Forrin' (Cleethorpes good enough for maam - she's not a snob like some for Blackpool - particularly near Christmas - t'will be only 42 years since we lost me Dad in June; so close to Christmas (squeezes onion juice into eye). T'were reet hard since only 43 years since admitted being me dad - hoiks man boobs).

The man's teeth are fucked - if he can't fix his lower bite plus missing upper teeth can he heck treat her like ex was able to.

I have decided that Lystra is in fact a simple form of robot, programmed to parrot phrases like, “you go girl!”, “girl power!” and “this booty was expensive darling”, on repeat.

How else to rationalise her? She doesn’t behave like a normal person.

I find it hard to believe that she actually runs and owns the restaurant in Manchester herself. I can’t imagine taking her seriously in business and she doesn’t seem bright enough to grasp basic business concepts. Plenty of low cunning, though.

@IamtheWombat you're onto something there. Add "The Queen is here!" and the occasional Twerk and both Hard and Software Programs are complete.

Yikes! That tantric sex scene was awful and very cringeworthy. I might not watch any more, it's just dreadful.

Nick and Royston have had that much plastic surgery, they both look the same. Hard to tell who is who until they open their gobs. Agree that Dawn has set them on to Rachael. Vile creatures.

Hahaha forgot about ‘The Queen is Here’.

Cannot wait until she and Dawn have a barney. It can’t be far off. Whose side will the awful N&R take?

On the ITVBe daily repeats of old series this week we saw Nick & Royston’s house, which looked as if it might have been in Great Budworth (fabulously expensive and picturesque Cheshire village). Surely there cannot be so much money in a hair salon????

What is wrong with Rachel??! She is a pretty lady with an amazing figure - yet goes for such plain chinless wonders. Are picking REALLY that slim for her?

With John Lugo, I think she went for money and poshness. I imagine that Rachel and Katie, her twin sister, came from a solid upper middle class background and were programmed for fortune hunting.

When she was still married to John I got the sense that she took great pride in being a rich posh wife and matriarch. Like that was how she defined herself (she quite enjoyed looking down on Ampika and Ester, who were not married, I notice).

Now that she’s single, she seems to be a bit unmoored. I don’t like her much - she’s mid table amongst the housewives for me - but I did feel quite sorry for her. I hope the new fella is better than he seems!

Having a wee bit of a catch up.

Loving manhand’s isolation/deathbed sequence. The Cuvvid though. Here’s hoping the next surface they breathe in over has been wiped clean properly. How dare anyone leave that virus in their presence?

Nice for her to get a hamper. Let us pray it was full of chicken soup, salmon and cream cheese bagels, shakshukeh - and lots of lovely lovely comfort food like that. Mmmm. Ye can keep your fuzzy bath bombs and oils -gimme food.

What the ruddy chuff was wrong with that gub on Lozza? I hope she got it for free.

If them two queetches stretch their skin ower their faces any more, you could play them like drums. Grimmers.

With lacklystra and manhands as bezzy mates it is not a surprise that thems beyatches.

And Lacklystra is another one that goes 3rd person. Sheldon thinks she sounds like a twat when she does that.

There’s a bit of difference between moddulling and letting your lips suck the shine off a pole. Each to their own though.

Fucking a ghost though. ‘Mazing. If you don’t want that kind of shenanigans in your boudoir, you jst need to plonk the grim twins in there. Like little gargoyles on your bedside tables. No self respecting ghost is going to want to make merry in front of them. They’d be scared shitless.

Omg. The riverside pub thing. There is another manhands. They are as fecking gigantic as her arse.

I’m not a huge fan of the new argumentative Lugole but I wish she’d rip those two letterbox mouthed Grimmers two new very big arseholes.

Right. Away to watch the one with the tantric.. back in a bit.

IF ONLY I could watch somebody calling Lystra ‘Lacklystra’ to her face. If only.

And her real name is probably Doreen

I would.

Once I’d lost about 5 stone and was able to run

Doreen.

Broken 🤣

SheldonBstard you've got me again, my friend!

Can you easily move to Cheshire? Secondment or similar?

No matter how hard I try maireas, the b’stard isn’t very far from the surface. Soz x

I would stand out like a very ugly unkempt thumb iamthewombat

If manhands2 lumped me in the kisser it would really hurt as I still have me own. Unpuffed ones.

Though it is tempting to get some injectabubbles. One lunge and the recoil would send her back to Londinum or wherever she was.

And she wouldn’t even hurt herself landing.

I have a similar sized arse but it looks like two flapjacks instead of a peach.

Lady Godiva. Erm okay then. Her body was amazing. The feckin wig tho. She looked like the crumpets in 70s hammer horror films that ran screaming from something with their diddies flapping about.

Only thing running away screaming was me. Well, lumbering. But it would be running to a slug.

Maireas love did you see Lacklystra in the lycra? You know what I’m going to say don’t you? I think I know where Bruno has taken up residence.... and Arlene.

I love Hanna and Nicole together. I’d be in their bubble. They just seem more my cup of tea. (With Tanya)

And Hanna could fix my teeth after I’d gobbed off at Manhands2/Lacklystra.

Manhands and Lugole looked really really orange when they were yapsing. Do you get such a thing as carotene powder? That would explain a lot...

Lozza and the get in touch with yourself retreat. I thought for a minute she was taking Seema for a pash with the undead.

The Tantric with Joe and Nic was a bit brows but it is nice that they love eachother and not in the fake mwah stylee. I wasn’t expecting Loz and Seema to rock up. Cringeh.

I have no need to know about anyone’s orgasm thank you. If you pop then you’ve had a sloppy surgeon doing your rejuvenation.

I think Lugole’s man seems sweet. And at least she can’t see herself in his face...

Lacklystra going for a chat at WHall with the gargoyles. Please god they don’t fall out. If they had a slap off they’d never wake up.

Girly trip to London? How many clubs will that involve?

Tiny Tanya bardo with her not so tiny mutton sleeves and shoulder pads. (Found Len maireas)

Nicole thinking that Lacklystra might be insecure? That’ll feed back. Now that would be something to see them go toe to toe. (Team Nicole here)

Although by the look of next week’s clip it could be tassel to tassel. You can take the girl out of the...

Right I’d best go down and stop my lovely old neighbour going Godiva with her shopping trolley.

"I think I know where Bruno has taken up residence" 😂 😂 😂 😂

Don’t be going Godiva with a big yellow bear dearie

You will cause such a clutching of pearls that floors will twinkle forever more.

Stop. It. You are awful.
But I like you...