MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

Symphonic overture of celebration.

Jim's is crap. happy days.

Must have used toned chick peas surely, with the time constraints - isn't that cheating?

Good - lots of negative comments from SuperChef and John.

Excellent.

Fuck off Gregggg

Please get rid of Jim not Jilly

We don't give a monkeys what you think gobbo.

Jim is still convinced he is great. WHy? Just go.

Jim's is a bit boring. Not terrible, just not MC standard. Jilly might get a reprieve. 🤞

*tinned, not toned (ffs!)

Ah, it wasn't Alexis' type of food. It's the professional chef that has bad taste.

Of course it is Jim. Tootle-pip!

John in his budgies!

Hooray!

Alexis doing good.

Everything on Jilly's tasted good, just a slightly undercooked pear, so that should do better than Jim's.

Well done Alex too!

Fingers crossed for marvellous Jilly.

Yeah go Alex. I am welling up here.

excellent Jilly. Image of John in his "budgies" too upsetting. Counselling please.

if Jilly has just vanquished pears forever because one pear had the audacity to remain uncooked WHAT WILL SHE DO TO JIM IF SHE GOES OUT?

I dont know, but would love to watch.

Huge hurrah to Alex.

Wondered if it was a threat or a promise dreams

Fuck off Jim - and take Gregggg with you.

Jesus, certainly not in my dreams!

"TWILL"?

TWILLLL?????

FFS Greggg!

no Alex not Jilly.
and Jim just go. now

I got rid of Twitter so I've found the MasterChef page on Facebook so I can yell at them if they send Jilly home.

Cant breathe

Jim OUT etc

Mind - he's not stupid. He knows that "if you're in a competition, and people do better than you, you're out'.

Very astute.

Yesss

Whoop!!!!!

THE VELOUTÉ HAS ITS REVENGE