MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

Those are some good lucking plates.

I think Irini's looks a bit wet

Bother - good 'looking'

OH SHUTTUP GREGGGGG!!!

What an ARSE!

Well done Irini! Hooray.

Don't touch the other cooks Jim - you'll soil them!

Oh no Jilly. Bumholes.

Oh, Jilly!

Greggg remains terrified of her.

Good.

Someone give Jilly a hug. She looks devastated.

Noooooooo. Fuck it. I'm going to be so mad if Jilly goes. I might stop watching.

OOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO JILLLLLY 😢😢😢😢😢😢
Hope its still better than the menchildren.

Oh no, Jilly, undercooked pear. Rookie error.

I like the look of Jilly's pear with windbreak.........but nooooooo......undercooked........

I just don't like Geoff/Jeff.

He's sinister . . . .

"Nibble my time way up and down your board"

Oh bollocks, they love Dr Love.

Jesus!

He looked manic when he got that chef-based compliment there . . .

Chef will be nicking that umeboshi idea toot sweet

Time? Way

I'm warming to Dr Lurve. He is genuinely delighted with his comments.

it's not got otter in has it Jim? (old ones are the best)
good not enough seasoning hahahahah

See ya Jim!!

Haha under seasoned. Off you trot Jim boy.

Ooooooooooh. Think Jim has fucked it up. Yes!

Undersalted... YES!

'It's not for me' YES YES YES