MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

Tracy! But shitwell.

Ugh William Bloody Sitwell

Sitwell is a twat.

I'm getting a bit bored with black pudding scotch eggs. They are old hat now.

Tom's dish sounds horrible.

Geoff ? Walnuts ?

What Irini is politely saying is "Yell as much as you want you four-eyed specky wanker - I will take NO NOTICE WHATSOEVER!!!!!"

Did Geoff just say "flavour bomb"?

Oooh! I hope Geoff does walnuts. It would make a lovely change.

I love black forest gateau - well done Alex

Black forest gateau (or Schwartzwaldenkirschtorte, as I like to call it like the pretentious prat I am) is my favourite.

No Greggg - Jilly's the one who's scaring you.

I don't like black forest gateaux (sorry Alex)

Why has she not tried it before?!

I love Grace - she's always pissed (or seems to be)

Tracey with an E. I can never remember.

Has he just Araldited that scotch egg onto the plate?

That looks shite . . .

Oh you bastard egg yolks. You had to be runny didn't you.

A gnarled spire of gorgeousness ??

Oh dear. They like it.

Tracey is so lovely. She's the best critic. (Sorry all you crazies who love Jay.)

She is going! Fuck if john!

Nice gentle way that John reminded her about the sauce/

Looks nice - but is that a violet?

They really do improve from week 1 tho don't they

are Grace's earrings real?