MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

Jilly's "artwork" has come on leaps and bounds

You haven't tried my black forest gateaux fox. Never had anyone not want seconds. 《Smug》

Hurrah!!!!!!

I always wonder if they get coaching because the presentation seems to improve so rapidly

Grace's earings aren't hanging straight, I know that. Bugging me!

I'll have some Bingle

I was so worried for Jilly when she said she was doing a classic dish but she's smashed it.

The girls are giving Thomas the Twat a run for his money

Oh yes Jilly!
Nowfuck up dr lurve.

《Serves up》

Geoffrey has inspired me yo finally make that Pashka I've been planning for a few years. Soon.

I like pistachio ice cream . . . I don't like Geoff . . .

The standard of this group is really incredible.

If they say yummy yummy I'll never like any of them again.
Oh Alex I hope this is good.

Deep breaths Alex . . . deep breaths

Oh no Alex.

Oh no this looks .., risky.

Alex. This looks so stressful.

Come on Alex...

Nooooo

Oh dear . . . .

Oh no.

Feck sake turned it back on and Sitwells be mug is looking at me, so I'm definitely leaving it till next week, so I'll just leave this with you all...

Shut up Gregg!!!!!!

Have a great weekend everyone

Oh Alex. Nooooo

Disaster because they don't know what fabulous puddings she can produce