MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

I love Turkish delight.

Remember the chef from the Professionals last year who didn't cook with spice?

grouchy caramel shortcake is my favourite. I make my own but the Thornton's ones are the best. I can't make mine taste the same unfortunately.

Bun lady is super pretty.

Bun lady is stunning!

He didn't last long Grouchy - probably buried in a shallow unmarked grave somewhere.

As I recall when he actually ^tasted& something with spices in, he liked it!

I need to step away from this wine now

If we are commenting on looks, Delia has amazing foundation skin

He didn't cook with spices ever?! That's a bit odd for a chef isn't it?

Ugh pups just dropped a half chewed corn cob down my neck.
That woman chef patron was stunning.

foxes I'm adding Thornton's caramel shortcake to my Mother's Day demands.

He was a twat Schaden.

I'm definitely going to watch the professionals this year

She is, isn't she - incredibly pretty and very groomed (not in a nasty way- you know what I mean)

I like the way they shouted "Yes John" and not "Yes chef" (or even worse, "Oui, chef" - remember that tosser?

You will not regret it foxes

fuckery What a sweet pup.

Delia does have fantastic foundation skin.

Both of those dishes looks grand.

Selin!

Isn't John courteous in the kitchen?

Alex has done OK.

Fuck off Gregggg

Delias been told before about not spicing enough tbh

fuck off Thomassss

Struggling, Thomas?

GOOD!

John annoys me sometimes, but I also think he's lovely. It's a confused existence.

That pork looks anaemic.

I think John is probably v lovely when not having to tolerate Greg

Of COURSE they have to be exactly the same!