MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

I have a lot of cake and chocolate here...I sent dh to the shop earlier and told him to buy me everything I was a tad hungry.

When I am rich I will employ a bespectacled minion whose only task is to polish my glasses.

Bet you get a good feed there at the Grocers' Hall.

I am a little behind

Did John just quote Baldricks famous war poem ?

Boom
Boom
Boom boom
Boom

foxes

That man seemed nice.

I use nutmeg all the time. It is the best spice.

How did I miss that Shirt?

Nothing gets past Gregg, does it?

Fuck off, Gregg, and your inconsequential obviousoties. (I made up a word, just like Shakespeare.)

Thomas just barging Irini out of his way there. Tosser

Nah, it's the black ones worn over the chefs' whites and used for two shots. Not that licenses fee money gets wasted at all.

I hate you Thomas.

HATE YOU!

Oh FFS, now the sodding iplayer keeps glitching.

Someone doesn't want me to watch tonight.

My iPad keeps crashing. Hmm, I'd eat the puds.
Thomas's voice is properly getting on my tits.
Walnuts? Colour me shocked.

wonder why Gregg didn't get asked to don his whites and help in the kitchen?

Hygiene police !! Geoff just double dipped

Halsall

It is good word Grouchy

You should be proud.

I could murder for some caramel shortcake right now. Thanks foxes.

How does everyone feel about Turkish delight? I can't stand it.

*caramel shortbread - camel shortbreads taste like crap

I'll have it foxes, if it's going begging

I like that lady's bun!