MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

Fuck, reallly?
Panisha was never seen again....

Really resenting Thomas now

Have gone for Strong Drink - back in 2 minutes

Make Geoff cook canteen meals please. That's stretch him and his wanky Italian showoffery

What's with the matching coats?!

star anise anyone?

I'm back - I Really Needed A Very Large Gin.

Bloody THOMAS survives??? Noooooooooo

bingle it's a thing people wear in the professional kitchen.

grouchy

Delia is treating Greggg with the contempt he deserves.

Right I've fast forwarded a few minutes so as to keep up with you lot. So panisha and Tim went? That's not fair!

Did he call her LOVE!!!!

Anti-feminist alert!

Am I the only one thinking that Thomas stayed in over lovely Panisha to make sure there was more than one male left in?

Oh he's a twat isn't he

Boiled lemons?

Geoff put his whole hand in that pan (hygiene police)

schaden not quite .., she hasn't spat on the floor, turned her back, and sashayed out

letting I think that too.

You could be right days

Nothing else could have saved him

I like Irini she's bonkers

I love the way Irini is so excited about everything.

I need something nice to eat

Bloody hell. 1180?! The history of this country blows me away sometimes.