MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

A HUNK OF WOOD IS NOT A PLATE.

foxes Small children are amazing but holy fuck the things they ruin.

I don't think you did get away with it, you arrogant fucker.

Kustas you remain a wanker, Greggg

(("you can't polish a turd")

Jilly's skill v pale sausage - no contest

Love Alex!

Alex: please come and cook that for me right now. Gorgeous.

Why did I look up at the TV for Gregg's sex face? VOM.

I look at Geoff's offering and I see a man with a glut of walnuts.

Amazing effort from Alex

Ohhhh Alex. I think I love you. But you made gregggg make a sex noise. Then jonty quoted blackaddder. She a fucking star.

*Just as, not Krutas- this is not a homage to the Simpsons

why do I mix up Alex and Jilly?
Jilly is so skilful

why do I mix up Alex and Jilly?
Jilly is so skilful

Greggg - "Almost left me speechless"

We can only dream . . .

why do I mix up Alex and Jilly?
Jilly is so skilful

why do I mix up Alex and Jilly?
Jilly is so skilful

Oh dear, I'm behind the rest of you - I'll shut up now

Thomas and Tim, on yer way

no Alex is
I may have had 2 glasses of Ned also

Bye Tim.

Get rid of Tim and Tom.

The Cray (fish) twins

Noooo

Who here thinks Greggggg has ever heard of Caroline Herschel?

Nooooooooo - not lovely Panisha

Panisha. Won't miss Dexter.

"Nothing suited him so well as the manner of his leaving" or something, the Tim.