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MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

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Halsall · 14/03/2019 20:57

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

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GrouchyKiwi · 22/03/2019 20:52

A HUNK OF WOOD IS NOT A PLATE.

foxes Small children are amazing but holy fuck the things they ruin.

BuckingFrolics · 22/03/2019 20:52

I don't think you did get away with it, you arrogant fucker.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/03/2019 20:52

Kustas you remain a wanker, Greggg

(("you can't polish a turd")

Pencilmuseum · 22/03/2019 20:52

Jilly's skill v pale sausage - no contest

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/03/2019 20:52

Love Alex!

GrouchyKiwi · 22/03/2019 20:53

Alex: please come and cook that for me right now. Gorgeous.

Why did I look up at the TV for Gregg's sex face? VOM.

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Halsall · 22/03/2019 20:53

I look at Geoff's offering and I see a man with a glut of walnuts.

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TheDogsMother · 22/03/2019 20:53

Amazing effort from Alex

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/03/2019 20:53

Ohhhh Alex. I think I love you. But you made gregggg make a sex noise. Then jonty quoted blackaddder. She a fucking star.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/03/2019 20:54

*Just as, not Krutas- this is not a homage to the Simpsons

Pencilmuseum · 22/03/2019 20:54

why do I mix up Alex and Jilly?
Jilly is so skilful

Pencilmuseum · 22/03/2019 20:54

why do I mix up Alex and Jilly?
Jilly is so skilful

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/03/2019 20:55

Greggg - "Almost left me speechless"

We can only dream . . .

Pencilmuseum · 22/03/2019 20:55

why do I mix up Alex and Jilly?
Jilly is so skilful

Pencilmuseum · 22/03/2019 20:55

why do I mix up Alex and Jilly?
Jilly is so skilful

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Halsall · 22/03/2019 20:55

Oh dear, I'm behind the rest of you - I'll shut up now Sad

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TheDogsMother · 22/03/2019 20:55

Thomas and Tim, on yer way

Pencilmuseum · 22/03/2019 20:55

no Alex is
I may have had 2 glasses of Ned also

BuckingFrolics · 22/03/2019 20:56

Bye Tim.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/03/2019 20:56

Get rid of Tim and Tom.

The Cray (fish) twins

ilovesooty · 22/03/2019 20:56

Noooo

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Halsall · 22/03/2019 20:56

Who here thinks Greggggg has ever heard of Caroline Herschel?

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/03/2019 20:57

Nooooooooo - not lovely Panisha

GrouchyKiwi · 22/03/2019 20:57

Sad Panisha. Won't miss Dexter.

BuckingFrolics · 22/03/2019 20:57

"Nothing suited him so well as the manner of his leaving" or something, the Tim.