MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

Panisha is adorable.

Evening all. Another pop-up victim, hope they get it sorted soon and 'fess up to the problem properly this time 🙄

I wish Alex was a director at my charity.

Of course Tim has a pigs head. Poncy weirdo.
Evening my little Tuiles.
Who's going then?

Mmmmm . . . Thos' food looks somewhat . . . caramelised . . . .

Prince Philip? Fucks sake.

I don't know who will go but I blooming know who I want to go. Thomas.

I love the sound of Alex's dish.

Is Thomas's BBQ going to insult everyone?

Probably murdered it himself Fuckery

Strangled it down beside the canal as it sauntered along, innocently admiring the ducks . . .

Come on Irini!!

ohwhat I am worried there will be a big difference between who we would wish to go and who actually goes on this one.

Ooh Irini that sounds fab

Oh Geoff what a weed you are.

Walnuts four ways. Fuck right off, Dr Lurve.

Thomas isa right crawler . . . .

I like Irini (also Alex)

And now - the Walnut Wanker!

Hellooo everyone, hope you're all well, think I'm too far behind to know who's who, so might just wait till next week and catch the last few episodes.

Ooh Irini just popped up, so glad she's still here, has she a chance of winning, I hope she does, did circus man come back

Walnut 4 ways?

I'm waiting for the walnut steak

I couldn't love Jilly more, TBH.

C''mon Jilly - you can do it!

Bit late to the kitchen again
Geoff can't keep his hands off his nuts again I see.

Jill is playing it risky. Novelty versus good food.

Any woman who makes Gregggg wet his knickers with fright is okay in my book

Hi everyone. Full disclaimer, I've had a glass or two of and I'm about five minutes behind here but feel like I'm in the twilight zone...so the serial killer is doing pig's head tacos and the police woman is doing duck inspired by basil Fawlty??!!

It's a good thing I'm stuffed full of my fishfinger sandwich because these dishes would be making me super hungry.