MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

Oh schaden Greg's prepuce. Bring back the cods head as a mental cleanser

Prepuces on toast anyone? Schaden, you go too far.

I think I'd like to meet Jilly's dad.

Not to visit at mealtimes obviously . . .

just googled prepuce (gagging again) - in awe of your vocab Schaden

Provocative fish head

Go Irini

"Provocative fish head".
Kim Kardashian?

i am going to spend the next week saying 'prohvocateev" just like Irini at every possible opportunity. ❤️

I'll bet he stole the veloute idea from Jim!

🤣 at synchronised provocative responses

whatashower, you could just reserve it for leftovers

in awe of your vocab Schaden

I'm glad people are going towards the veggie/fruit option. Apart from irini, bet she grew up doing stuff like this.
Anyone get the feeling John wasn't actually in the kitchen? They've filmed him separately.

@GrouchyKiwi Not just me then ! 🤢

For a man on a cookery programme, Gregggg knows fuck-all about food

"What's a queen of puddings?"

Fish head... provocative?! Ok then!

I'm not googling prepuce somebody politely tell me what it means please

The love doctor has the heebie jeebies about the scraps I think

Tim should be in his element with all these dead parts, surely

Yeah but try and feed a family on those scraps. Thought not.

Serial killer out classing Mr Compost

cod's head & Gregg - can you tell the difference?

"I wanted to use the eyes". Tim is so creepy. SO CREEPY. He gives Dexter a run for his money.

whatashower - just thinking the same...

There isn't a polite way to define it, foxes.

He asks his butchers for a bag of bones...I wanted to use the eyes and tongue... FREAKY!!

Put it this way foxes - if Greggg was circumcised, his mother would have spent the last fifty years wishing she had kept that bit, and thrown the gregg away . . .

Irini ✅