MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

Oh god its ventricle tart time.

I love this round. It's my fridge.

Irini held her team together

The deserters hugged each other

I suspect the starter-wimmin were stabbing Thomas behind the bike shed

Tim is drawn to the fish head

"Scraps and leftovers". Thomas.

Omg thank god im veggie that cods head .... poor bugger

Imagine that, being irresistibly drawn to a fish head

there were hairs on that pig's ear gag

PIG'S EAR!

But it's . . . it's . . . . HAIRY

Ventricle tart, I could use that

Cross post - pencil

These aren't leftovers.

Leftovers is half a sausage and a spoonful of mash.

This stuff is waste

Don't know about anyone else but our version of 'rustling through the cupboards' generally throws up Weetabix, a can of chickpeas and some dairylea. Not pig tail, fish head and the odd bit of intestine,

ventricle tart

Jill's dad and the road kill 🤣

Why.., why do I watch this? Cods eyes. That octopus from before.

That man orgasmed over roadkill

Jilly is back on form after that close shave.

C'mon Gregg - you're terrified of her - if she offered you prepuces on toast you'd pretend to be enthusiastic

Jilly's food sounds fantastic.

Gregg, Jilly is not talking about a stray pedestrian ffs.
Roadkill is fair game (geddit) up here ........

This is like the Sewing Bee left over challenge. Is this what the Beeb is coming to, collecting scraps and leftovers?

Greggggg's face when Jilly told him her dad brought home roadkill to eat. I think he was envisaging cats and badgers.

When I look for leftovers they certainly don’t contain pigs ears.

@RomaineCalm My thoughts exactly 😂

My boys love a pig's ear or three.

Went to feed cat.
B&B pudding - yum!