MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

I'll Google it after a few s

You usually find a prepuce at the very, very end of a cock and bull story.

Well done Irini!

I'll bet Tom doesn't even cook those bones and eyes. . . he just sits and caresses them . . .

Ah got it ...that's a mental image I didn't want !

Irini ✅
Tim ❌

Hurrah for Irini, queen of leftovers.

Serial killer's scraps now. I have visions of one of those big cartoony cooking pots simmering away with nameless vile contents.....

Schaden is on fire tonight.

Pusstah?

What the effort is pusstah?

Learn to speak John - oh - I forgot. you have no upper teeth.

I'll let you off with that one, then.

Crikey 1% battery......bye

Thomas looks constantly pissed off

Jilly cant wait for Greg to shut up

Pan fried cod's cheeks . . .

Orgasms from Greggg

Jilly should be fine.

Yayyy Jilly. Well done

I now sit with iPad plugged into the mains for intensive MC sessions, what

Jilly-whoop!

Romine

Halcyon days, indeed

Very glad that Delia's worked out!

Hmmm, who's leaving then ?

Annabel to go.

What's up with the sauce? Looks grainy

Oh - poor girl!

I feel no love for Annabelle sorry.