MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

That dessert looks quite beige to me

French is the difference, four.

Omg they've run out!

Sex therapist can't count

"Could do with being prettier..."

Greg: Pot! Kettle: Black!

At least Greggg has grasped that ice crean has to be cold jay - he's learning

Wowsers.

that means Gregg gets no pudding I hope

They've been lucky with their failure to count.

OK what's the difference between a pithivier and a pie? about 10 quid Fourq.
I'm also hungry as well as tired.

It is M&S bloody Christmas party food. And beige.

There, there Grouchy

deep, calming breaths. . . it's nothing personal . . . just rubbish cooking

That was a bit crap really

It's a lot of work that looked shite. Sorry pudding team.

"the meringue looked as if it had fallen on the floor …………." hahahahahaha

"One of them is gonna do home"

Please God - let it be Greggg

Gah, there you are. Will have to watch on catch up

shaden snort

What was that weird Pervy voice the sex guru came out with then? Urrrghh. I feel dirty.
Leftovers again.

I'm going to make a pavlova this weekend to assuage my hurt feelings.

Why is Gregg talking so much this episode?

Oooh, I love the leftovers invention test.

Irini looks as though she likes this one. Good!

Irini looks excited.

Schaden

Phew Better late than never! Wha've I missed?

Bowl of fish heads, lovely.