MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

All is forgiven grouchy

Not exactly salmon chanted evening . . .

That dish would be a joke without the mousse tho tbh

"Celebration of Beetroot"

Vlad and Vanka would be pissing themselves with delight!

Sooo stressed and I've lain on the sofa throughout. Goat's cheese whip me, slave...

I think Susan Carter made a very similar salmon/horseradish cream combo in The Archers the other week.....

Oh no the mousse was not good!

Yes I went to Glyndebourne once, in a very different episode of my life.

I do hate it when Gregg puts on his orgasm face.

Tim battling with his faggots. . .

Why is it always the posh luvvies who always get to taste the food !!

Where's Chef Frank ffs

we NEED him

Evening. I'm so tired I can barely see.
Celebration of beetroot sounds like the shitest festival ever. Which bands would play? The love guru could run the tai chi and yoni massage tent.
Tim is struggling with his faggots. I'm sitting on my hands.

Schaden - on top form ce soir as are the rest of you

If they'd given Alex some nice bit of salmon instead of just fins and gills, the mousse would have been perfect!

Whats with all this "cooking OFF" things - toasting OFF the almonds, frying OFF

schaden
Salmon chanted

Broad beans are the best beans, even better than magic purple beans.

You read my mind Halsall - I was sending out the chef-signal to summon Frank too

OK what's the difference between a pithivier and a pie?

Celebration of Beetroot? Has to be Simply Red, ohwhat

I'd be really disappointed to go to an event like this and end up with a mushroom pie. It's a bit 'M&S meal for £10'.

Dessert looks a disaster and greggggg is way too smug about it

Fuckery -

shower - sorry . . .

Those are not fucking pavlovas. Those are sad crumbly disks of sorrow with cream on top. Offended.