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MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

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Halsall · 14/03/2019 20:57

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

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GrouchyKiwi · 20/03/2019 21:15

Annabel's right stroppy. Not sure I can blame her with Thomas being a prat, but she's, um, acting her age a bit.

ilovesooty · 20/03/2019 21:16

Tim's enjoying the sinew and membrane.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/03/2019 21:16

Tim's revelling in the sinews and membranes . . .

. . . look at his face . . .

whatashower · 20/03/2019 21:16

Thingasimink 🤣 👍 LaMarschallin

Tonight I am mildly obsessed with finding JT's top teeth. (And shaking my fist furiously at whoever mentioned their absence 😀)

Its a bit tense. I love Irini and I need her to come home with me and run my life. ❤️

GrouchyKiwi · 20/03/2019 21:16

Oooh foxes, maybe you'll be the next MrsGregg?!

Pencilmuseum · 20/03/2019 21:16

Geoffrey Walnuts is doing some free-style miming now.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/03/2019 21:16

Is that Tai Chi the Lurve Doctor is doing there?

BuckingFrolics · 20/03/2019 21:16

She's done a few extra for Greg

BuckingFrolics · 20/03/2019 21:17

Spot the BAME guest.

foxessocks · 20/03/2019 21:18

grouchy how dare you!!

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Halsall · 20/03/2019 21:18

I notice Gus's missus (Danielle de Niese) has made her excuses and hasn't appeared for this banquet. Wise woman.

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Pencilmuseum · 20/03/2019 21:19

Don't remember them all being as crap as this before.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/03/2019 21:19

Dessert team serves up last. Let's see how they feel when they're in the hot seat.

foxessocks · 20/03/2019 21:19

Do we think Gregg has word of the week toilet roll and "harmonious" is this week's?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/03/2019 21:19

That was uncalled for Grouchy

Apologise to foxes at once - and don't do that again.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/03/2019 21:20

Probably using harmonious in an attempt to be punny since it's an opera episode.

foxessocks · 20/03/2019 21:20

I'm really not liking Thomas. He's a sarcastic twat isn't he?!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/03/2019 21:20

It took longer that you expected Tim, because you were rolling in membranes and sinews for an hour, slathering yourself with bodily fluids . . .

foxessocks · 20/03/2019 21:21

grouchy surely Gregg is not quick enough to come up with puns!

Pencilmuseum · 20/03/2019 21:21

does it really matter if the starter is a minute or two late?

GrouchyKiwi · 20/03/2019 21:21

Awww foxes. You know I know you're far too smart and having-good-taste for that. Cake

Salmon drama!

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Halsall · 20/03/2019 21:21

Thomas hasn't hit the high notes today. BOOM BOOM.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/03/2019 21:21

He truly is a wanker foxes.

SHUT THE FUCK UP GREGGGG*

fourquenelles · 20/03/2019 21:21

Shut up Gregggggggggggggg.

BuckingFrolics · 20/03/2019 21:21

Tom thinks his is the central part of the dish. Typical meat eater. Pollock