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MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

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Halsall · 14/03/2019 20:57

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

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LaMarschallin · 20/03/2019 21:09

Miffed. Faggots - Scottish?

Fuck off, Greg!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/03/2019 21:09

Yes Bucking - he checked to find out that the faggots were Jilly's idea - if they hadn't been he would have complained about them . . .

. . . but they were . . . Grin

BuckingFrolics · 20/03/2019 21:10

Sorry ... Annabelle toasted some nuts and whipped horseradish into some cream??

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/03/2019 21:10

Oh FFS - Fuck off Gregggg

And don't ask me to think of something, Greggg, because you wouldn't like it!

fourquenelles · 20/03/2019 21:11

Punch him on the nose Annabel.

foxessocks · 20/03/2019 21:11

Evening all!

Oh a mousse! I think she already suggested that didn't she?!

LaMarschallin · 20/03/2019 21:11

"Thingasimink!"
You thingasimink, Gregggg

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/03/2019 21:11

Serial Killer Tim is looking increasingly manic. . .

Pencilmuseum · 20/03/2019 21:12

Delia - spare us the cutter!

GrouchyKiwi · 20/03/2019 21:12

Hot oven for pavlova?! Shocked and appalled.

Rolling eyes at the Opera 101 song choices.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/03/2019 21:12

I think she did *foxes8

But some beardy twat sarcastically dismissed her suggestion.

The wanker.

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Halsall · 20/03/2019 21:13

Just how many tracks from The 50 Greatest Opera Hits now they shoe-horn in, I wonder?

(50)

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Pencilmuseum · 20/03/2019 21:13

I think we can all relate to that heart-warming story of country folk building an opera house in the back garden.

BuckingFrolics · 20/03/2019 21:13

Oh do stop. No one cares about your mates at a posh house

RomaineCalm · 20/03/2019 21:14

Anyone ever been to Glyndebourme? Just trying to picture the MN MC table.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/03/2019 21:14

Grin Pencil

BuckingFrolics · 20/03/2019 21:14

What's the bet the mousse is a winner

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Halsall · 20/03/2019 21:14

Sorry Grouchy , hadn't seen your virtually identical comment ! Grin

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LaMarschallin · 20/03/2019 21:14

Let's do the show right here in the barn!

fourquenelles · 20/03/2019 21:14

Grin Pencil how the other 5% live.

jay55 · 20/03/2019 21:14

Posh bloke gets mass catering at knock down price, curtesy of the license payers.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/03/2019 21:15

Obviously someone came into the studio with their LP - "All the Opera Hits You'll Ever Need" (Vol 7) and insisted they used it

foxessocks · 20/03/2019 21:15

That opera man was smug.

The green team are not harmonious!

Oh goodness. I literally just type that as Gregg said it...tell me I'm not channelling his thoughts in some way?!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/03/2019 21:15

Gregggg senses friction, does he?

What a superb reader of the human condition he is.

RomaineCalm · 20/03/2019 21:15

I think we can all relate to that heart-warming story of country folk building an opera house in the back garden.

We have a wooden shed where DH often listens to Talk Sport and sings to the adverts. Think it's much the same.

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