MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

Nothing witty or interesting to say, just glad to be here with you. At a reasonable hour on a proper day.

Thomas is pissing me off right now. I like him. Don't ruin it, Thomas, you fucker.

What I get up to in my bedroom Leprechaun or not remains a mystery even to me Schaden

Blimey!

Look at the size of those salmon!

And that beardy bloke is a bossy sarcastic shite!

I hate hm already - the bastard, talking to my girls like that!

The serial killer's right at home with all this FLESH

I would not like to be in that starter group. Alex looks like she wants to stab them.

I'm here.

Luxury MC here tonight. Hotel room, fluffy robe, glass of wine

Why's Thomas throwing his nackers around?

Vegetarian starter, good plan!

Those salmon are obese

I want to stab that beardy bastard! Theway he just dismissedAlesx's suggestion - who the hell does he think he is!?

Small faggot on the side Thomas?

Romaine I am envious. Burning with it. Enjoy your luxury!

Fondant potato is dangerous.

Oooh Romaine - get you!

I raise you bowl of yoghurt and prunes with a crumbled digestive, and coke, wearing yesterday's woolly jumper as it's turned nippy romain

Oooh, Romaine

Sounds luvverley!

I get the feeling this is a family lunch for Irini, she seems so in control.

Bloody hell! Washing mushrooms??

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGG YOU SEXIST TWAT

Greg standing a long way away from jilly

SERIAL KILLER's favourite thing is OFFAL. WTAF. No. No no.

Mmmm, Greggg - nice cardie!

It had better be a proper pavlova. Use the right ingredients.

I so want to be on the pudding team.