If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

MrsTommyBanks well, what a thread - I wasnt brave enough to chip in - but when not in Scotland I live a stone's throw away so I might borrow a bairn and breeze on over to experience the wankery conceptual breakthrough for myself. I'll bring my own Montessori inspired foam.

FOGTTFSOFAFOSM

( just place marking as have missed an episode) Similar to @Schadenfreudepersonified - DH get in after a hard day & even I need to calm down my F off Gr%%Y£ as he has other telex viewing he would like to do. But they stack up and will come out in time.

Best to all.

We are too good to them Basilisk

Place marking ready for tonight’s episode

And I am just here to double triple quadruple checking the fuqery time tonight. 😫

24 minute Klaxon

15 minute klaxon 😀

This is all MOST irregular.

But I want to watch the doggies (stamps feet)

Fourq that’s my dilemma too

Blimey. Just turned telly on to see what's on. Pure fluke!

This feels wrong. But I'm here.

Showing you and I again.

Here we go.

Thank god no stupid wall

Bucking it's on tomorrow at 7:30 too 🤯

It DOES feel wrong Halsall . . .

Should I be so strangely aroused . . .

halsall thanks!!

'my mum used to be a contortionist' is a Masterchef first

Les Battersby's mum could fit into a 2-inch box?

Amazing!

His mum was a Borrower?

1 nan and 1 mum who was a contortionist - beat that Walnut Geoff

Could you remind me of my other scheduled appointments tomorrow halsall?

Cow feet and oysters. Not for me

Lavender should be in little sachets under one's pillow not anywhere near food.