If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

viques I just keep hoping he washes his hands 😳. Irrational, I know.

Oh heck is Amal a David Icke/Noel Edmonds follower? Sod the Universe

What? Sunday night? What madness is this?

Squoosh don't. That's a real thing.

Finish with glory. 'Spect that Geoff aims for that.

Night

He just didn't dare send Jilly home sotty

He fears her . . .

A . Rajan is actually the BBC's Media Editor, much as Greggggg wishes to present him as some sort of culinary expert.

He manages to insert himself into many other platforms, however

Sunday? What no, crufts is on!

Jasmine lost me at that affected wiping of the tear.

I think she's just quite a dainty young woman. Not the sort to do a big snottery cry into a hanky

See you all on.. er... SUNDAY.

Don't forget to set your alarms.

Sorry

Sooty.not sotty

Bastards. It clashes with the final of Dancing on Ice.

Sunday at 7:30 and Monday at 7:30 folks!

Yes, 'it's true...

halsall
Will that be a.m or p.m?
Totally fair question I feel given the schedule fuckwittery.

Heh heh whata

An entirely reasonable question given the utter disregard for our comfort and safety thus far

can't really get the impetus going in a half hour show with simultaneous watching and posting. However:-
(a) A. Rajan seems to be almost as self-aggrandising and self-absorbed as Gregg on scant qualifications for whatever it is that he is supposed to do in his multi-media roles.
(b) hate marzipan
(c) I am deeply uneasy about love therapist Geoff with his crazy eyes. Has the producer put him on for a bet or for a free week at the walnut grove air b & b?

till Sunday fellow chefs & observers.

Missed it last night as DH and I decided to watch Pompeii instead. Who doesn't like a disaster film set in classical time?

Jilly's food looked amazing. She's fantastic. Really pleased for Alex as well. I think the right people left.

I don't know how I missed that Geoff's job title is actually Love Psychologist. That's … weird.

I quite like Amol Rajan.

But I will stand proud about my love of marzipan. Delicious stuff.

I saw Pompeii at the cinema with the diminutive Kit Snow. I am sad to say that's 2 hours of my life gone forever. Load of old tosh.

I'm All over the shop.
Rapey starlings.
Pluerisy.
And this...
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3527770-aibu-to-never-go-here-again-tell-everyone-i-know-how-awful-it-is?watched=1&msgid=85461959#85461959

Thank you my lovely GrouchyKiwi.
And gorge Hallsel

four Yes, it was hilarible. I love films like that.

MrsT I have no idea what's happening in that thread.

Ah MrsT so sorry you've been having a shit time

I hope you're starting to feel better.

It's all a wanky thread Grouchy
Thank you Halsall I'm in bed with Jess and chocolate so I'm on the mend.

Not so happy that MC clashes with DOI on Sunday. Too much telly innit.

I have now read the whole thread, MrsT. Holy Hera. I love that the brasserie waded in with a whole load of extra wankery. That menu!