If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

Lavender honey with carrots sounds okay to me.

But Amal's food sounds even okay-er!

I'm here but it doesn't feel right.

Four going home feels tough.

Bucking hang on.....

I want that chocolate pudding

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGG!

(Sorry - I know it's the day of the Lord. But the better the day, they better the deed . . . )

Lose the chestnut ice cream and I'm sold.

Yeah I don't like lavender in food. Nigella had it in shortbread and cupcakes about 10 years ago.

Wrong.

Ds reckons Elliot has this one in the bag

Is that lemon curd?

Or mustard?

Oh dear. Dead nan.

Oh I am so DISCOMBOBULATED

Sunday supper delayed..
Pesto bread in oven so will have to journey from the west wing sharpish midway to take it out.
Wanted to see the doggies as our beloved cat breeder won BOB for their collies,
Anyhoo on with the show.

Sadly departed elderly relative 👍✔️

apple pie and custard.

Why yes I will thank you,

Chestnut ice cream sounds all right to me.

Nostalgic nan story ✔️

I never want to see Greg's professional sad face again.

2 nans and counting. Elliott's apple effort will fail I think.
and a third

Sorry what , x-post!

I don't think Gregg's condolence face is very consoling.

"The west wing" chortle

Gregggg's interested facets even more horrible than his other fifteen faces.

*face, nit facets

Glad to see everybody else thinks he's a shite too

Don't like Jim. Sorry, just reeks of MD smugness

Ok, early wagers one and all. Who stays and goes.
Lifetime supply of star anise and Gregg's thong for the winner.

*not, not nit

Mackerel bon bon?

Non, non.