If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

I mean even I can cook roast chicken thighs. Impossible to dry them out so just crank up the heat.

I think Jilly is thinking this is a load of bollocks. Of all the gigs, etc, etc
She really does not have a poker face. . ....

jay55, you have articulated a horrid suspicion that was brewing in my mind

"Finish with glory" I'm going to suggest that to dh sometime.

Snarf!

"Finish with glory" I'm going to suggest that to dh sometime.

Saw that Kiwi. Reverse cultural appropriation? You'd get lynched in south la for dressing gringas like that.

Evening folks late in and will have to depart before the end

They can't really criticize the actual food can they since it's a real chefs food. Definitely emperor's New clothes.

Ha ha ha ha Gregg will never say a word against Jilly. He's scared of her

Jim is a dick.

Jilly IS thinking this is a load of old nonsense. She wouldn't take this off her rugby pals.

High 5 Grouchy Mucho sympatico

Shut up Gregg

grouchy thank god you say that. I thought I was alone thinking that.

I think Jilly is thinking this is a load of bollocks. Of all the gigs, etc, etc
She really does not have a poker face. . ....

Completely agree. I feel sorry for the contestants that go out after the professional kitchen rounds as it's so far removed from what most of them will end up doing - even the eventual winner.

'lightness of touch' is one the twat's go-to phrases. So he says it twice when he can't think of anything relevant to say.

I used to love MC but I now find greasy gurning Gregg completely unwatchable.

MC Australia is fab though. It's the "neighbours" soap opera MC but it's so watchable.

LOL at greggggggg waffling on about the lightness of touch of the octopus when we just saw Jim throw it all over the cooker top

Hard to imagine that that -THING in the kitchen could present so well under a pile of minutely chopped vegetables.

They seem to be with much arseier chefs than the professionals had recently

I second Grouchy. No, I third her

Crushed ice cake boom 😂😂

Don't worry Wolfcub. All you've missed is bizarre Mexican food presided over by a bonkers chef with rather large lips.

Shut up Gregg

Gregg
“That’s like falling into a mint bush”