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If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

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Halsall · 07/03/2019 20:30

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

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littlbrowndog · 14/03/2019 20:20

It’s just black bean and steak

jay55 · 14/03/2019 20:20

And a massive pile of churros for dessert

whatashower · 14/03/2019 20:20

Is this really fine dining? I would eat most of it obviously (and particularly right now) but .........

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 20:21

Oh god yeah, churros!

littlbrowndog · 14/03/2019 20:21

Oh ffs them lips

fourquenelles · 14/03/2019 20:21

Old gimmer question. Are police officers allowed to wear nose rings? Could be very painful if grabbed by a wrongun.

littlbrowndog · 14/03/2019 20:21

With chocolate sauce

RomaineCalm · 14/03/2019 20:22

Squoosh and Jay55 is there room at your table for me please?

TheDogsMother · 14/03/2019 20:22

The head chef is fascinating but not in a good way

whatashower · 14/03/2019 20:22

You are all looking at her, imagining the cape collar arent you 🤣

BuckingFrolics · 14/03/2019 20:22

You just know that little bit of scran will set you back twenty quid. And then a fiver more for the kebab on the way home.

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 20:22

pull up a chair, Romaine!

Halsall · 14/03/2019 20:22

I don't think anything containing string cheese could ever be called fine dining, what

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 20:22

What are the waiting staff wearing? Caught a glimpse of something a bit Carmen Miranda.

Ffs, Delia, the onion!!!

GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 20:22

I'm cracking up that they're not even caring about how many they're supposed to do!

littlbrowndog · 14/03/2019 20:23

I am thinking collar coffin

Footle · 14/03/2019 20:23

I can't get over the lips and the octopus.

whatashower · 14/03/2019 20:23

I think she booked the filler far too late when she knew they were filming. Bless.

littlbrowndog · 14/03/2019 20:24

John no upper teeth thinking wtaf is this

Pencilmuseum · 14/03/2019 20:24

did you check out the waitress's floral headdress?

jay55 · 14/03/2019 20:24

Footle, the lips could be stuffed with octopus

GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 20:24

Just noticed that the wait staff are wearing Frida Kahlo headbands.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 14/03/2019 20:24

We once went to a mex place in Leicester Square. Jugs and jugs of margaritas and "taster" plates. A taco, quesadilla, burrito various other things, guacamole, cream salsa. We couldn't actually drink after we were so full. Bliss.
"Finish with glory" I'm going to suggest that to dh sometime.

BuckingFrolics · 14/03/2019 20:25

To be honest the waitresses look like they fell headfirst in my laundry basket with gluey heads and then stood up.

foxessocks · 14/03/2019 20:25

Missed the waiting staff

Saw the octopus though...gave me the heebie jeebies

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