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If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

966 replies

Halsall · 07/03/2019 20:30

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

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Halsall · 14/03/2019 20:14

I think you can buy those moulds in Lakeland Grin

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Squooosh · 14/03/2019 20:14

Aww, sunbed Paul with the spriggy hair and jazzy shirts?

RomaineCalm · 14/03/2019 20:14

Dust ✅

This is rather like the Emperor's New Clothes: the Foodie version.

littlbrowndog · 14/03/2019 20:14

I like delia

Pencilmuseum · 14/03/2019 20:15

industrial tortilla maker.
has the serial killer finished separating those leaves yet?

Two hours on chopping hahahahahah

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 14/03/2019 20:15
Envy
BuckingFrolics · 14/03/2019 20:15

God it should be illegal to eat octopus

littlbrowndog · 14/03/2019 20:16

Temper them tentacles

RomaineCalm · 14/03/2019 20:16

2 hours dicing veg ShockShockShock

Bugger that. My chuffing cheffing career is over before it started.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 20:16
jay55 · 14/03/2019 20:16

The octopus chap thinks he is on Saturday kitchen.

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 20:16

Octopus looks a bit alarming when it's on that scale! I like a dainty piece of squid.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 20:16
whatashower · 14/03/2019 20:16

Thanks fourquenelles

fourquenelles · 14/03/2019 20:16

Agree Bucking they are super intelligent beasts.

GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 20:16

Octopus is delicious but if I never see it being cooked again it will be too soon.

whatashower · 14/03/2019 20:17

She really needs to wear a high collar cape.

If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4
Squooosh · 14/03/2019 20:17

I like the wimminz in this group. Not overly keen on any of the men.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 14/03/2019 20:18

I must say I prefer my Mexican food more substantial than that.

littlbrowndog · 14/03/2019 20:19

Omg potato head just shrieked

Pencilmuseum · 14/03/2019 20:19

why is Gregg shouting rubbish?

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 20:19

Stop SHAAATIN' gregggggggg!

fourquenelles · 14/03/2019 20:19

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG YOU SHOUTY KNOBHEAD.

BuckingFrolics · 14/03/2019 20:19

Delia has nothing pompous or self conscious about her. Seems humble and genuine.

If this was the Chef Factor and I was called Simon I'd be saying "what makes her so good is she just doesn't know how good she is".

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 20:19

IohWhat, we'll be at the table offering fish tacos and jugs of XXX margaritas.