If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

Exactly fox

Yes! She is very Cruella.

Food looks great

Them lips 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Ew that looks like cow poo!

Her lip fillers are....erm....interesting

i am sorry but I cant help thinking the host chef has a big black cape amd sleeps in a coffin. I am so ashamed. Might be thinking about Count Duckula,

Oh this one's not for me I don't like coriander! Look at the colour! That is seriously green.

Jim's a clod. Does he not realise the amount of attention to detail that goes into top class food?

I feel bad. I've never inspected the pico for perfectly shaped chunks before.
I just scoop it up and hope I don't spill down my front.

Swiss tony was getting flirted at there.

In fairness I made the ludicrous decision to eat after the Marathon. So I am hungry, looking at food, and grumpy.

Some of this food looks bogging. Chef lady is weird. Scheduling is all of the place.

Feeling very peed off with MC tonight.

Wtaf is lady Dracula wearing

Pretty underwhelmed by that pud, sorry. Dry ice or no dry ice.

I have half a fray bentos pie in a bowl what. Happy to share the other half.

I missed last night's episode because of Brexit. Did anyone get the boot?

Puddings is shite

Coconut head Paul left, Squoosh.

Sunbed man Paul Squooosh He was not happy.

Sunbed Paul was booted, Squooosh

Oh great, Stephen is going to have to make sodding quenelles and get them perfect. My least favourite bit.

Was that a readymade quenelle? She did it one handed, so maybe it's one of those rocher things. Oh, I don't know.

He was robbed he thought

I’m poorly and feeble so have cooked oven chips and chicken nuggets